this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.
“Every lesbian dresses like a McElroy” “Every lesbian dresses like one of the Animaniacs” actually every lesbian dresses like a character from Gravity Falls
i got top 7.38% danngggg
I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
One more life changing event and I'm leaving earth. I can NOT go through another test omfg
gang i wanna make a piglin oc now... the minecraft fandom of tumblr has made me aware of the possibilities
This is your sign to personalize your piglin ocs, this is your sign to take inspiration from different kinds of pigs when you draw piglins, and by god this is your sign to draw PIGlins with FAT AND MUSCLE. You hear me? FAT. MUSCLE. FAT. OKAY? Give that piglin a double chin at least rn or so help me
Mr. Steve Minecraft is a comfort character of mine now idgaf. I never realized how much he really means to me 🥺
this is a new(sorta?) oc i just drew. MR CØF1EE, aka Mr. Coffee. Theres some slight lore to him? Rant but if u dont wanna read just look at cool art :)
Mr. Coffee originally was a lego character i made from scraps i had, a robot from a Lego Movie set, a harry potter hair, and some random legs. Then i kinda got obsessed. I made him cars out of legos, i gave him a little coffee cup, and he soon became the mayor of this town i had as a kid with all of my toys. I was like 8 at the time. He eventually got broken and lost by my little brother (😒😒😒) but i made a NEW ONE out of a random blank orange head, i drew on a face, a yellow construction helmet, some minecraft zombie arms, and random body pieces. I drew the old version, i plan to draw the new version sometime soon :) but im hoping i can make some lore for this little dude, i already have some ideas cooking. Maybe you can see some in the drawing heh 😈. but yeah i might go on rants here and there about him. even though i already have so many ocs and universes and theres to many to keep track of atp... whats the harm in another universe? i mean i technically created it before the other ones? lol anyways thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk about anxiety coffee filled robot man.
guys ive come up with a AU : ) hehhee. So basically its just like, me doing what i want to make a) more angst b) fiddauthor and c) toxic yaoi d) fiddlestan (cuz yes i sOr t a ship them but in a toxic yuri way OKAY LETS RANT ABT IT CUZ U GUYS ARE MY DIARY FOR GRAVITY FALLS STUFF
So im calling it...
Mortal AU
basically, Bill is a human constantly, b U T hes immortal and has secret powers/knowledge, but its not like he was a triangle and after theraprism he went back and was a human (like some AUs ive seen and LOVE!) the whole premise is he basically is kinda shoved into the whole storyline, along with some other things. likeee:
its set mainly in new jersey when stan and ford are kids/teens for now, but i have ideas for college and forward 😈
bill is a close, almost family friend with ford and stan, and is a bit younger than them. they go on adventures together.
bill was kicked out of his house at 10, and lived with the pines till a close friend of Filbrick adopts/fosters him.
fiddleford moves to new jersey at 14, meeting and becoming great friends with ford, stan and bill.
bill is basically a crazy little demon child, but they all love him because he is sneaky and knows a lot.
fiddleford is trans, he met the pines as a girl and as they got closer he would borrow their clothes and act not very ladylike, ford has a huge crush on fiddleford, and is very oblivious to fiddlefords "tomboyishness" and just finds him smart, and a tad weird
their just a big group of weirdos
fiddlefords deadname is brielle, idk why i just like it
anyways im gonna draw some of this AU when i get the chance, i just wanted to share some random details if anyone wants to see them :3 and like.. idk credit me if u draw this🤷♂️ im not a cop
75 degrees a week ago. what. this isnt winter this is winain't
I miss legit winter so much. The fuck is this
Hello Im Rhett i go by He/Him I have very irregular posting but have fun looking through what i post
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