Sonic Shitposts: A Series

I am unlovable. I should just isolate forever. Nobody can love me I hurt everyone I love. I will never leave this house again. Every time i think everything’s going fine I ruin it somehow. Maybe I should just kill myself.

Literally everyone: "What do you see in him?"

Heacen and Connie about Jericho: "He makes me laugh 🥰"

Im gonna shout this for yall in the back

IF IT HARM NONE, DO WHAT YE WILL

one more time

IF IT FREAK NONE OVER, FREAK IT UP

Once I actually open up in therapy it's over for y'all

keep ur babies inside please :(

Hey soooo like. If you let your cats go outdoors first of all why. But second of all you should really stop that since bird flu is extremely fatal in cats and your cats can get it just from contact with wild birds

wow i got back i to gravity falls RIGHT before the new book comes out 😨 im just so cool like that bro, its a sign.

see guys i feel like ford IS aroace, because like.. yeah, duh, obvious reasons, and also bill traumatized him, and thats wHY I THINK(under the cut)

Ford and Fiddleford dont get together/back together in old age, but they DID date during college and broke up when they graduated(on mutual terms) then ford calls him to gravity falls, and they slowly get back into their relationship, and bill tries very hard to manipulate Ford out of his relationship, and near the part where Fiddleford gets into the portal, they are split up. Idk if this is making any sense but its my brain guys so >:) i can basically do what i want.

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

I don't want to feel like this anymore.

omg i love this idea, also i need to draw some minecraft fanart cuz like its my life recently

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.