YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE

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Has this been done yet guys

Protective girlfriend mode is activated.

You're the real gift 🦋 Feliz cumpleaños, Mirabel!

You know how we all joke that writers should stop writing kids in the Chosen One roles because they’re kids and have no experience, etc., and how older people would actually kick ass in that kind of role?

Try telling someone 30-60 years old that they need to put down all of their commitments because they need to save the universe. If it were a book trilogy, the first book would just be the messenger trying to convince the Chosen One that saving the universe is more important than them losing their job for not showing up, their pets home alone, or the risk that their insurance won’t cover whatever injuries they may sustain.

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when a hug is more romantic than any of the kisses

Wednesday: Mother, Father, you remember my roommate Enid? *points at Enid*

Morticia: Of course, the little sunshine. It is good to see you again.

Wednesday: There's actually something else you should know. Enid and I have become a couple. We are dating and I love her.

Morticia: Oh my, that is wonderful! And Dearie, you feel the same way about our daughter? *gives Gomez a side eye glare*

Enid, slightly confused: ... Yeah, I love Wednesday.

Morticia: Good, good. *Pulls Wednesday aside, covering her ears while Gomez pulls Enid away*

Gomez: Okay, she can't hear you now and we can get you to safety. Do you really love Wednesday!?

Enid, shocked: Yeah... I really do love your daughter, Mr. Addams.

*Gomez glares questioningly*

Enid: I'm serious!

*Gomez gives an affirming nod to Morticia, everybody is released*

Morticia: Oh that is truly terrific! Welcome to the family, Enid.

Enid, still baffled to Wednesday: Was that really necessary?

Wednesday, completely calm: I'd say it's a reasonable precaution.

“How were LGBT people able to hijack the rainbow!?!”

Uhh, well Jake, we started using the rainbow to connote gayness and you immediately stopped using it because you were pants shittingly afraid of looking gay.