On The First Day Of Christmas, Dumbledore Gave To Me

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

Phil Coulson is turning over in his grave right now

this scene is so so funny and amazing like why didn’t they use it in the movie i can’t-

@adoraweisz look at how adorable rachel is 🥺

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

Bucky, after being dramatic af and dropping all those bullets in front of Zemo:

Oh my god

I’m in tears

After a4 Tony decides to get a service dog for his anxiety and he brings home a tiny auburn yorkie terrier and names it “Ginny” and everyone laughs at him like “u some some kinda Harry potter nerd? Lol” and Pepper teases him constantly about it but Tony never gets embarrassed until they all are having a big dinner and when Peter hears about this, he’s thoughtful for a moment and then he goes “Ah, you’ve named him after miss pepper” so everyone’s pretty confused, so Peter says, “Um, Ginny? Virginia? Surely, I’m not the only one who’s made the connection?”

But he is in fact the only one and pepper blushes and tony sheds a single tear god bless

Angela Montenegro, Abigail Sciuto, and Penelope Garcia would get along so well and they would be an absolutely UNSTOPPABLE gang.

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

Peter: hey we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on Friday. I wanted to go as you and was wandering if I could borrow-

Tony: you CANNOT wear an Ironman suit to school

Peter: actually I wanted to borrow your sunglasses and maybe a tie

Peter: Mr. Stark why are you crying, is something wrong?

Yeah alright that makes sense.

Thank you :)

am I the only one who thinks “for the children” and the way they say it sounds wayyyy too much like “hail hydra” ????