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ok but that kid Mobius couldn’t prune was Loki right. like, that was Loki right. The brothers at the dock. That was Loki and Thor right. It was Loki

Mobius couldn’t kill Loki, chose his burden, and dedicated his life to him instead.

Mobius’s story started and ended with Loki. It had to be Loki.

I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

I watched a little further and it’s actually “witchfinder colonel Dalrymple” this is so fun

Okay how is nobody talking about the fact that Nina called Maggie “angel” when they were having their little chat with Crowley in the last episode ?????

Also I’m rewatching season 1 and just noticed that sergeant Shadwell mentions Me Dalrymple in ep. 5 after coming back from the bookshop.

He says “nobody’s ever done what I’ve done. Not Hopkins, not Siftings, not Dalrymple.”

Okay how is nobody talking about the fact that Nina called Maggie “angel” when they were having their little chat with Crowley in the last episode ?????

Also I’m rewatching season 1 and just noticed that sergeant Shadwell mentions Me Dalrymple in ep. 5 after coming back from the bookshop.

He says “nobody’s ever done what I’ve done. Not Hopkins, not Siftings, not Dalrymple.”

So here’s what I’m thinking.

Good Omens was about Crowley being charged with delivering the Antichrist to earth and overseeing his upbringing.

The sequel, then, would’ve been about Aziraphale being charged with bringing about the Second Coming. A nice parallel to the first book.

But in order to get there, we would need a reason as to why it was Aziraphale, not Gabriel, who was charged with that. Traditionally it would’ve been Gabriel, right?

So Gabriel had to go away somehow, and Aziraphale had to become Supreme Archangel after rejecting and being rejected by Heaven. Hence, season 2, connecting the two stories.

And I love how Season 2 did this.

(and I have a lot of thoughts, so putting the rest of this long post beneath the cut)

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let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

Something something the way that Crowley introduced himself to Aziraphale the first time they met in the garden and reacted as if they had never met before. Something about him later behaving as if he did actually have those memories of their time in Heaven together and trying to pass it off as being someone different now. Something about Heaven's way of punishing angels that go against the plan by erasing their memories. Something about Crowley seeing Gabriel without his memory and saying "ask him properly." Something about "remember it now" "it hurts, to remember. my head isn't built for that" "I know. Do it anyway"

Something about "I know. Looking at where the furniture isn't"

Something about I know

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

I recently saw a group of people in the GO fandom who couldn't wrap their heads around how David Tennant sits, while I could only think that I sit exactly the same way in fact, in that moment I was sitting the same way as that image

So I present unto you, the guide to bisexual sitting by @bugbugboy and David Tennant

Thank you for your time :)

Good Omens S2 managed to do something no other show I've see ever do. Write S2 exactly like a fanfic.

Sapphic side characters with a coffee shop involved? Check.

Amnesia? Check.

Side popular ship that becomes canon despite the fact that nobody ever thought it actually would? Check.

Dancing ball scene? Check.

Mischievous match making by main ship? Check.

Character B pours their heart out to Character A and confesses their love and kisses them like there's no tomorrow? Check.

Character A confesses their love back?

Oh.

A new character portrayed by a middle aged woman: *1 second of screen time*

Me:

bedknobs and broomsticks sparked my love for sliding ladders on bookshelves and i plan on have one like in the movie when i have my own place and money

its been ages since ive seen bedknobs and broomsticks but it was SUCH a good movie

imagine mary poppins but all the characters involved are completely unhinged at every given opportunity. and they fight nazis

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

A Conversation that Probably Happened in the Jedi Council Chambers

Mace: Master Yoda, we have a serious attachment problem in the Order

Yoda: What do you mean?

Mace: Well, we have Plo adopting anything with a pulse, Skywalker's so married it hurts, and I'm pretty sure Aayla is sleeping with her commander. And I just ran into Obi Wan weeping into his commander's arms about the Duchess of Mandalore.

Yoda: Well, died, she just did. Messed up, it was.

Mace: That's besides the point. What are we going to do about it?

Yoda: Nothing.

Mace: Pardon?

Yoda: Nothing, we will do.

Mace: Does that mean we're allowing attachment now?

Yoda: Forbidden, attachment is.

Mace: But-

Yoda: Stopped caring, I have.

Luminara, sticking her head in: I don't have any attachments.

Mace: We know, Luminara.

Luminara: Like if my apprentice died, I wouldn't even care. Heck, I'd even finish the job.

Mace: WE KNOW LUMINARA

I didn’t expect to have a literal music battle in Multiverse of Madness to be checked off on my 2022 bingo card but here we are

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

Have you created a *definitely not self-insert* oc for every story you've ever fixated on or are you stable

*Tagging this with everything I've ever done one for (judge me softly) *

When I have a slight inconvenience:

I guess it’s time to dream up another plot line/read fanfic

Laura: *Running to the door as she hears Clint call to her* Babe! You're home! I-

Clint: *Standing on the porch with Kate, Maya, and Yelena*

Kate, Maya, and Yelena: *Wave awkwardly*

Clint:

Laura:

Clint: So, we have three more daughters now.

Lila: *From inside* FUCK YES!

all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

Angela Montenegro, Abigail Sciuto, and Penelope Garcia would get along so well and they would be an absolutely UNSTOPPABLE gang.

Upon learning of the chaotic vodka family, the rest of the Avengers would full heartedly believe that Natasha houses the one brain cell. How could she not? She’s Natasha.

To the surprise of all, Melina is the one who houses the brain cell in this family of chaos.

𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚇𝙴𝙸 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙾𝚅 & 𝙼𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙰 𝚅𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙺𝙾𝙵𝙵.

deleted scene of black widow (2021) - melina and alexei kiss.

MELINA RAMBLING ABOUT SCIENCE SHIT AND ALEXEI SMILING AND SAYING "THAT'S COLD, SO COLD!" AND THEN "NO, I MISSED YOU" WHEN SHE DISMISSES HERSELF IF THIS ISN'T WHAT TRUE LOVE LOOKS LIKE THEN IDK WHAT IT IS

this scene is so so funny and amazing like why didn’t they use it in the movie i can’t-

@adoraweisz look at how adorable rachel is 🥺

Coming into a fandom late