When I Have A Slight Inconvenience:

I recently saw a group of people in the GO fandom who couldn't wrap their heads around how David Tennant sits, while I could only think that I sit exactly the same way in fact, in that moment I was sitting the same way as that image

So I present unto you, the guide to bisexual sitting by @bugbugboy and David Tennant

Thank you for your time :)

I wonder how long Nebula’s lifespan is? will she live to see tony’s grandchildren? his great grandchildren?

it must be really weird for anyone who was taught by dumbledore and mcgonagall and the rest to become teachers and have to, like, treat them as colleagues

like, snape and lupin have one (1) thing in common and it’s a pathological inability to call dumbledore by his first name

I recognize that canon has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it and indulge myself in fanfic

If tumblr exists in the MCU, I bet Tony has a secret Tony anti account that he reads and he cries because his ask gets filled with ESSAYS on why Tony Stark is awesome and deserves love.

And I can also bet that most of those asks are sent by people he doesn’t know in real life. Not Rhodey or Peter. But actual kids who look up to him as a genius and want to study and change the world like Tony did.

A 16 year old from India who wants to make his own AI sends the anti Tony (Tony’s actual blog) an ask talking about how Tony inspired him to learn how to code on his own.

A twenty nine year old car mechanic who quit his job to work on his own self driving car model who send the blog a lot of angry messages talking about how amazing Tony’s work is!

A 35 year old woman who’s a mom of three that works as an executive at Stark Industries sends an ask talking about how seeing Pepper becoming CEO inspired her to keep working even after giving birth to her triplets.

Me after watching Endgame

- TONY

- HELLLLO CAROL DANVERS IS HERE TO SAVE UUYYYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

- rip Steve Rogers’ beard (2018-2019)

- the fact that Steve was the first person to hold Tony after he’d been taken home by Carol brought me to tears

- we lost

- thanos died so early in endgame i nearly forgot that they were going to time travel

- omg thor, but he looked so viking i-

- the elevator scene but hail hydra

- LOKI

- Friggaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- Tony asked “Do you trust me?” and Steve responded “I do” in a softest voice i’ve ever heard in my entire life

- NO NEBULA NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO

- NATASHA ROMANOFF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE THE HERO

- BRUCE BANNER

- CLINTTTTTTTTTT BARRRRTTTTONNNNNNNMMNSNSKSKAALKSSIAKANAKALALAOAJS

- ON YOUR LEFT

- TONY FINALLY HUGGED PETER. THAT WAS A R E A L HUG. FUCK

- love you 3000

- PEPPER POTTS IN AN AMOR. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING

- pepperony fought together is my aesthetic forever

- STEVEN FUCKING ROGERS CAN FUCKING LIFT MIOLNIR I-

- benedict cumberbatch is fucking hot. you cant change my mind

- I AM IRON MAN

- AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

aaaaNd yes i did cry a lot.

bedknobs and broomsticks sparked my love for sliding ladders on bookshelves and i plan on have one like in the movie when i have my own place and money

#i want a whole movie about domestic!pepperony

j.k.rowling: actually, my books are very diverse. for example *throws dart* nagini is *throws dart* an asian woman

j.k.rowling: i’ve known this for *throws dart* twenty years

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.