Me After Watching Endgame

Oh my god

I’m in tears

After a4 Tony decides to get a service dog for his anxiety and he brings home a tiny auburn yorkie terrier and names it “Ginny” and everyone laughs at him like “u some some kinda Harry potter nerd? Lol” and Pepper teases him constantly about it but Tony never gets embarrassed until they all are having a big dinner and when Peter hears about this, he’s thoughtful for a moment and then he goes “Ah, you’ve named him after miss pepper” so everyone’s pretty confused, so Peter says, “Um, Ginny? Virginia? Surely, I’m not the only one who’s made the connection?”

But he is in fact the only one and pepper blushes and tony sheds a single tear god bless

Why didn’t I know this five years ago

“Have a biscuit, Potter” (sooo badass) but also Hufflepuff

nice costume choice: one of mcgonagall’s more iconic outfits in the movies was green

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

am I the only one who thinks “for the children” and the way they say it sounds wayyyy too much like “hail hydra” ????

I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

Queen

One of the best parts of The Crimes of Grindelwald was when McGonagall undid the hex on the girl’s mouth and cast it again when she started talking badly about Leta.

Don’t think of Pepper, who always knew that Iron Man would be the death of Tony, watch as her prediction came to fruition, and not be able to do anything about it except give him one last parting kiss on the cheek.

Don’t think of Happy, who had been with Tony long before he had returned from being held by terrorists, after which he had immediately asked for a cheeseburger. Don’t think of how he must have felt when his daughter asked for the same thing after Tony’s death.

Don’t think of Peter, who had finally gotten that hug when he wasn’t turning to ash, only to have Tony slip away only a few moments later. Don’t think of how it must have felt for him to lose yet another parental figure, the grief he must have faced.

Don’t think of Rhodey, who had known Tony since they were both in MIT, and who had already nearly lost him to terrorists all those years ago. Who had been by his side all these years, especially during his Avenging, only to watch as he slipped away.

Don’t think of Harley, who had met Tony so long ago in his shed, and who hadn’t heard much else from him until his funeral.

Don’t think of Morgan, who was only five, and whose last words to her father were “I love you 3000,” and who had these very words returned to her in the recording Tony left behind before he died.

And definitely don’t think of Tony, who was so close to the happy ending he fought so hard for. Who had his second kid back — the first being Harley — and even had a third with the love of his life.

Don’t think of Earth, which had lost its Greatest Defender in the process of being avenged.

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins