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The Fifth Roommate: Frank Longbottom

Who didn’t ask questions when the Marauders disappeared once a month

Who helped do Remus’ homework when he was in the hospital wing

Who took notes for all the boys when they were recovering

Who had a chocolate stash that rivals Remus’ but also had a stash of all the boys favourite sweets

Who comforted Sirius when he was coming to terms that he liked his best friend (Remus Lupin)

Who helped Peter in Potions

Who always blushed when the fairy like Alice spoke to him

Who tripped over his own feet when Alice asked him out

Who tried to tell James why Lily didn’t say yes when he asked her out

Who got roped into ‘Get James Potter and Lily Evans Together (This Time It Will Work) Mission 120, This Year’

Who also helped in every other ‘GJPaLET(TTIWW)’ mission until James and Lily finally got together

Who spent the Christmas Holidays with the Marauders

Who became one of the top Aurors of his time

Who proposed to Alice the night they became official Aurors

Who battled The Lestranges three times and won

Who burped in the middle of his vows

Who tripped over his own feet and landed in the wedding cake

Who had his four roommates as his groomsmen plus Marlene as his best man (best woman)

Who was James Potters fourth groomsman

Who danced on the table with all of the Marauders

Who broke the table at Lily and James’ wedding

Who fainted when Alice told him she was pregnant

Who fought death eaters so his child could live in peace

Who never believed Remus or Sirius was a spy

Who cried when he held his son for the first time

Who made Peter Pettigrew and Marlene the godparents to his child

Who stood beside James as the faced Voldemort and won. Three times

Who held his wife as she cried for her son that could be apart of The Prophecy

Who muffled his own tears as he told her everything would be ok

Who fell to his knees when he heard about Marlene

Who wrote his will the night he learned of her murder

Who hugged each of his roommates before he and his family went into hiding

Who made peter Pettigrew their secret keeper first

Who saw the death eaters coming and told Alice to take Neville to his mothers and never look back

Who’s wife refused to leave him, hiding Neville in the house and casting a patrons to send for help

Who took on the Lestrange’s for the finale time and lost

Who never told the Lestranges anything

Who lost his mind

Who couldn’t recognise his own mother or child

Who knows the woman who stays in the same room as him means something to him

Who watches as a man with a scarred face comes at least once a month with the sweets he likes

Who watches the scarred man cry every time he visits

Who watches as the woman gives the boy a sweetie wrapper every time he visits

Who watches as a group of teens look at them in horror, seeing that there is a fate worse than death

Who for the first time since he entered this room smiled when the boy, now a man held a baby in his arms and introduced him as Frank, or as they like to call him, Frankie.

Frank Longbottom was the fifth roommate

He wasn’t a Marauders but he was as good as one

{Credit to @alwaysthesleepingwillow }

The Fifth Roommate: Kingsly

The Fifth Roommate: Brian

Tony felt like his head had barely hit the pillow before he was woken by soft cries coming through the monitor by the bed. He groaned and rolled over to look at the picture on the baby monitor on his bedside table. Morgan was wide awake, and although she was only making a few whimpering noises at the moment, Tony knew she would work her way up into a full blown crying fit if someone didn’t go check on her. She’d caught a cold recently and was having trouble staying asleep without getting fussy.

Tony rubbed his tired eyes and sat up with a quiet groan. He heard Pepper stir on her side of the bed.

“Tony… what—“

“I got it, go back to sleep,” Tony mumbled, running a hand down Pepper’s arm soothingly. Morgan had passed her cold onto her mom, so Tony wanted to make sure Pepper got as much rest as she could as well.

He turned down the baby monitor and stumbled his way out of the room and down the hall to his daughter. When Pepper told him she was pregnant he thought he’d have no issue with not getting any sleep. He was used to staying up all hours of the night working and not really getting much sleep. Apparently though, taking care of a baby was more exhausting than working on the Iron Man armor for 48 hours straight because god Tony was exhausted all the time.

Not that he was complaining. These last few months since Morgan was born had been some of the best and happiest months of his life and he wouldn’t trade them for anything.

The closer he got to Morgan’s room the more surprised he was that he couldn’t hear her crying. The last few nights since getting sick had been hard on her little body, and she was much quicker to cry than she usually was. His surprise turned to tension however when he reached the cracked open door and realized he could hear another man’s voice coming from inside the room.

Tony was ready to run into the room guns a-blazing to see who the fuck had broken into his daughters room before he realized he recognized the voice. He nearly laughed out loud at himself for his reaction, but he was too curious to see what this kid was doing to risk making noise and alerting the boy to his presence.

Tony pushed the door open gently so it wouldn’t make any noise and leaned against the door frame to watch his two children together.

Peter must’ve just gotten in because he was still wearing his Spider-Man costume, sans-mask, with a tear in the back by his shoulder blade. He was cradling Morgan against his chest, bouncing gently and rocking from side to side to make sure the eight month old didn’t start to cry again.

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Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

Do you ever cry because you’re just so happy that Tony Stark exists

why nobody remembers this wonderful irondad time

I need a fic

Amazing Spider-man №524

Best. Video. Ever.

I never knew I needed this until now

Tony Stark and Peter Parker’s hugging evolution

We’ve got quite a team now. Let’s GO!

(P.S. I have 0 idea of the validity of these. I’ve simply gathered the ones floating around. I’m going to pretend they’re all real.)