Tony: I Dont Go Down On Women But I Expect Them To Suck My Dick And Thats How KINGS Live

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

i did the thing.

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

Laura: *Running to the door as she hears Clint call to her* Babe! You're home! I-

Clint: *Standing on the porch with Kate, Maya, and Yelena*

Kate, Maya, and Yelena: *Wave awkwardly*

Clint:

Laura:

Clint: So, we have three more daughters now.

Lila: *From inside* FUCK YES!

Black Widow Post-Credit Scene (what I want)

It’s the year 2014 after Ultron.

It happens before Thor disappears to Space.

Natasha is still upset that Bruce left her when something shiny catches her eye.

It’s Mijolnir.

She walks over to it, curious. Curious because she was the only one who hasn’t tried to pick it up.

She goes over to it, her hands ghosting over the hammer. She takes a deep breath and says “fuck it”

She picks up with the hammer, with surprisingly ease. She’s worthy. Natasha Romanoff is worthy.

She’s staring at the wall. Not because she misses Bruce but because she never thought she was worthy.

She decides to keep it a secret. She’s a human, she doesn’t want all that ‘power’ nonsense.

“You wanna keep staring at the wall, or do you wanna go to work? I mean, it’s a pretty interesting wall.”

Natasha snaps out of her thoughts, now looking at Steve. “I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other’s eyes.”

i just think it is so symbolic and adorable that iroh is still wearing his earth kingdom outfit in the spirit world

bedknobs and broomsticks sparked my love for sliding ladders on bookshelves and i plan on have one like in the movie when i have my own place and money

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

tony yeeted himself into space for his son who was having oxygen deprivation and now pepper has to yeet herself into space for her husband who’s having oxygen deprivation and that’s how i love you’s are said in the iron family

its been ages since ive seen bedknobs and broomsticks but it was SUCH a good movie

imagine mary poppins but all the characters involved are completely unhinged at every given opportunity. and they fight nazis