I Did The Thing.

#i want a whole movie about domestic!pepperony

Why does it seem like Monica has beef with auntie Carol ???

Is it because she wasn’t there when Maria got cancer ???

Is it because she wasn’t there to stop Thanos the first time ???

Or is it something else we don’t know yet ???

If Toph can reduce the entire plot of Sozin’s Comet to a few bland sentences, “Nice man but it didn’t really work out between us.” probably translates into the most epic and heart wrenching love story conceived.

Tony, absentmindedly singing as he works because he’s on his fifteenth cup of coffee and -12th hour of sleep: Mama... just killed a man

Stephen, mumbling along from where he’s hovering above the sofa upside down reading a book: Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he’s dead

Peter, from the ceiling: Mama... life had just begun but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Harley, dropping to his knees and dramatically screaming: M A M A-

Everyone mumbling halfheartedly: OooOOooh-

Harley: DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY IF IM NOT BACK AGIAN THIS TIME TOMORROW

Peter, as he stares into the void: Carry on carry on

Everyone, muttering: As if nothing really matters

Rhodey, who just walked in the room: What the fresh f u c k

Do you think that sometimes Dum-E will just bop Tony on the forehead with his claw and the first time it happened Tony was like ??? since it seems like it came out of nowhere, but it keeps happening. If he crashes in the lab the bot will put a blanket on him then just bop him on the head, and Tony doesn’t say anything because it seems to please Dum-E. But if Tony is sad he just hears a beep and he turns around to see Dum-E charging at him full speed to bop him with his claw. Eventually he asks JARVIS and finds out the bot must have seen Rhodey or someone kiss him on the forehead and saw that it made him happy so that’s now his go-to way to cheer up his creator, and Tony definitely does not tear up hearing that his bot son is trying to give him a lil smooch to make him happy. 

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

I wish the Russos had come out and said this earlier on. Instead of passing Tony’s death off like, “Oh it was the natural end to Tony because he was so selfish at the beginning,” their Entertainment Weekly interview about Tony’s ending actually examines Tony as a character critically–and also admits that he’s the truest hero of them all. 

First, they admit it wasn’t easy to kill Tony because many kids look up to him: 

In some ways, it seemed like a natural choice. Stark had gone from aloof arms dealer to someone who repeatedly risked his own life to spare others. But it still wasn’t an easy decision, especially given the hope and inspiration Iron Man has provided to fans over the years.

“There are a lot of sick kids who really look up to that character, and it’s hard because we’re trying to tell a story about heroism,” Joe Russo tells EW.

“And sometimes heroism involves doing whatever it takes,” Anthony adds.

Second, they admit Tony was always a hero with a self-sacrificial bent this entire time. His selflessness isn’t something new, but was a character trait that has always been there and had to be respected: 

There was a daredevil aspect to Tony Stark, a defiance of danger, a determination — almost a self-destructive impulse — to put himself in harm’s way. Eventually, it was going to end in something he couldn’t walk away from.

“I think in a way Tony Stark was meant to die, and he always knew he was going to die because he could never reconcile that notion in himself of not protecting the universe,” Joe says. “I think that was always a spark in him, always seeing that there was danger coming on the horizon and that someday, he and that danger would meet.”

To the Russos (and many fans), it makes sense that Tony would die defending the world, because there’s no way he’d stand-by–not when he’s been doing it for so long. It’s hard to imagine Tony ever retiring, sitting out the fight, because that’s not what real heroes do. They lay on the wire every time–and that’s what Tony has been doing all along. 

And third? They admit Tony was the most formidable of them all–and for the right reason:

This is why Thanos knows who this puny human is in Infinity War. Stark had already made a lot of trouble for him.

“Stark is the most formidable of all of them,” Joe says. “Because of his heart.”

A Conversation that Probably Happened in the Jedi Council Chambers

Mace: Master Yoda, we have a serious attachment problem in the Order

Yoda: What do you mean?

Mace: Well, we have Plo adopting anything with a pulse, Skywalker's so married it hurts, and I'm pretty sure Aayla is sleeping with her commander. And I just ran into Obi Wan weeping into his commander's arms about the Duchess of Mandalore.

Yoda: Well, died, she just did. Messed up, it was.

Mace: That's besides the point. What are we going to do about it?

Yoda: Nothing.

Mace: Pardon?

Yoda: Nothing, we will do.

Mace: Does that mean we're allowing attachment now?

Yoda: Forbidden, attachment is.

Mace: But-

Yoda: Stopped caring, I have.

Luminara, sticking her head in: I don't have any attachments.

Mace: We know, Luminara.

Luminara: Like if my apprentice died, I wouldn't even care. Heck, I'd even finish the job.

Mace: WE KNOW LUMINARA

Black Widow Post-Credit Scene (what I want)

It’s the year 2014 after Ultron.

It happens before Thor disappears to Space.

Natasha is still upset that Bruce left her when something shiny catches her eye.

It’s Mijolnir.

She walks over to it, curious. Curious because she was the only one who hasn’t tried to pick it up.

She goes over to it, her hands ghosting over the hammer. She takes a deep breath and says “fuck it”

She picks up with the hammer, with surprisingly ease. She’s worthy. Natasha Romanoff is worthy.

She’s staring at the wall. Not because she misses Bruce but because she never thought she was worthy.

She decides to keep it a secret. She’s a human, she doesn’t want all that ‘power’ nonsense.

“You wanna keep staring at the wall, or do you wanna go to work? I mean, it’s a pretty interesting wall.”

Natasha snaps out of her thoughts, now looking at Steve. “I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other’s eyes.”