If Toph Can Reduce The Entire Plot Of Sozin’s Comet To A Few Bland Sentences, “Nice Man But It Didn’t

what’s funnier, albus dumbledore swearing his way through every great hall speech, or albus dumbledore legally not being allowed to say fuck

Summary of Endgame trailer in gif form

Tony:

Steve:

Natasha:

Bruce:

Thor:

Clint:

Scott:

all the Hogwarts professors joining together to absolutely roast Lockhart rb if you agree

20 Things I to see in the new series:

1) The children going to Public school

2) THE CHILDREN BEING SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE FOR SOMETHING PECULIAR AND MISS P HAS TO COME TO THE SCHOOL FOR A MEETING

3) The peculiar kids and MISS P in modern clothing

4) Jacob’s pet hollow makes an appearance as a strange family pet

5) Alma leading the council of Ymbrynes like a boss

6) The TWINSSSSSS. I will take the movie twins or Peter-and-Joel. Please.

7) Closure for Fiona!!!!!

8) Horace loving modern day fashion

9) A NEW bad guy….. NOT CAUL. Miss P has suffered enough.

10) Family moments between the children and Alma.

11) The Children with PHONES

12) Bronwyn love interest????? Millard???? Hugh moving on????? I’m conflicted????????

13) Peculiars vs Peculiars- civil war of sorts instead of Whites

14) Melina??

15) The Children thinking about their future now that they have TIME

16) MILLARD TEACHING THROUGH THE INTERNET WHERE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE VISIBLE.

17) Jacob and Emma’s relationship

18) Jacob becoming more and more like one of the peculiar children

19) The children’s and Alma’s confusion about American things. Jacobs responding face-palm

20) Happiness for my babies. They DESERVE IT!!!

The Fifth Roommate: Frank Longbottom

Who didn’t ask questions when the Marauders disappeared once a month

Who helped do Remus’ homework when he was in the hospital wing

Who took notes for all the boys when they were recovering

Who had a chocolate stash that rivals Remus’ but also had a stash of all the boys favourite sweets

Who comforted Sirius when he was coming to terms that he liked his best friend (Remus Lupin)

Who helped Peter in Potions

Who always blushed when the fairy like Alice spoke to him

Who tripped over his own feet when Alice asked him out

Who tried to tell James why Lily didn’t say yes when he asked her out

Who got roped into ‘Get James Potter and Lily Evans Together (This Time It Will Work) Mission 120, This Year’

Who also helped in every other ‘GJPaLET(TTIWW)’ mission until James and Lily finally got together

Who spent the Christmas Holidays with the Marauders

Who became one of the top Aurors of his time

Who proposed to Alice the night they became official Aurors

Who battled The Lestranges three times and won

Who burped in the middle of his vows

Who tripped over his own feet and landed in the wedding cake

Who had his four roommates as his groomsmen plus Marlene as his best man (best woman)

Who was James Potters fourth groomsman

Who danced on the table with all of the Marauders

Who broke the table at Lily and James’ wedding

Who fainted when Alice told him she was pregnant

Who fought death eaters so his child could live in peace

Who never believed Remus or Sirius was a spy

Who cried when he held his son for the first time

Who made Peter Pettigrew and Marlene the godparents to his child

Who stood beside James as the faced Voldemort and won. Three times

Who held his wife as she cried for her son that could be apart of The Prophecy

Who muffled his own tears as he told her everything would be ok

Who fell to his knees when he heard about Marlene

Who wrote his will the night he learned of her murder

Who hugged each of his roommates before he and his family went into hiding

Who made peter Pettigrew their secret keeper first

Who saw the death eaters coming and told Alice to take Neville to his mothers and never look back

Who’s wife refused to leave him, hiding Neville in the house and casting a patrons to send for help

Who took on the Lestrange’s for the finale time and lost

Who never told the Lestranges anything

Who lost his mind

Who couldn’t recognise his own mother or child

Who knows the woman who stays in the same room as him means something to him

Who watches as a man with a scarred face comes at least once a month with the sweets he likes

Who watches the scarred man cry every time he visits

Who watches as the woman gives the boy a sweetie wrapper every time he visits

Who watches as a group of teens look at them in horror, seeing that there is a fate worse than death

Who for the first time since he entered this room smiled when the boy, now a man held a baby in his arms and introduced him as Frank, or as they like to call him, Frankie.

Frank Longbottom was the fifth roommate

He wasn’t a Marauders but he was as good as one

{Credit to @alwaysthesleepingwillow }

The Fifth Roommate: Kingsly

The Fifth Roommate: Brian

Avengers: All Summer Long

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

So here’s what I’m thinking.

Good Omens was about Crowley being charged with delivering the Antichrist to earth and overseeing his upbringing.

The sequel, then, would’ve been about Aziraphale being charged with bringing about the Second Coming. A nice parallel to the first book.

But in order to get there, we would need a reason as to why it was Aziraphale, not Gabriel, who was charged with that. Traditionally it would’ve been Gabriel, right?

So Gabriel had to go away somehow, and Aziraphale had to become Supreme Archangel after rejecting and being rejected by Heaven. Hence, season 2, connecting the two stories.

And I love how Season 2 did this.

(and I have a lot of thoughts, so putting the rest of this long post beneath the cut)

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if the rhodey show ends up being a thing (which im hoping it does but im not going to give myself hope just in case), i’ll only say this, marvel: 

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