What’s Funnier, Albus Dumbledore Swearing His Way Through Every Great Hall Speech, Or Albus Dumbledore

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

I didn’t expect to have a literal music battle in Multiverse of Madness to be checked off on my 2022 bingo card but here we are

all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise

I need more of this

Iroh: People work their entire lives to find spirits and access the spirit world. It has taken years of dedication and study for me to reach the small part of it that I’m able to find.

Sokka, who accidentally steered a canoe to where the Avatar had been frozen for a century and then fell in love with the moon and also spent 24 hours in the spirit world that one time and was the only one who the hallucinations flat-out spoke to in the magical swamp: what, like it’s hard?

WHAT HAPPENED TO FLEAMONT AND EUPHEMIA POTTER?!

they died of dragon pox sometime after james and lily got married, but before harry was born, so between 1978 - 1980.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. in: Expectation vs Reality

head canon 100000% approved

Miss Peregrine & Miss Cuckoo friendship headcanons

I stan them, and hope very much that they’ll interact more in the next book, so I made these headcanons. Btw, I wrote friendship headcanons since there’s no indication of a romance between them yet, but I’ll 100% write some romance stuff if something happens between them in the next book.

When she came to the Academy, Isabel Cuckoo was a scared and confused 10 years-old French girl who didn’t speak a word of English. Alma, who was 9 at that time, took her by the hand and gave her a tour of the Academy, talking to her in French as best as she could (Alma’s mother was of French descendance, hence the surname LeFay, and she would occasionally talk in French with her children)

Given the limited number of rooms in the Academy, some ymbrynes in training, especially the younger ones, would share a room. Alma and Isabel became roommates.

Each night, they would brush each other’s hair until it would be smooth and shiny. Occasionnally, they would braid each other’s hair. Even at that time, Isabel often talked about her desire to dye her hair in bold colors. Alma 100% approved and encouraged her to talk to Miss Avocet about it.

Isabel’s dream of dying her hair silver became true when she was 17, and upon her insistance, Alma also dyed the tips of her long hair silver, so they could walk around with matching hair.

They would sometimes loop a few seconds for fun. For instance, when there was only one biscuit left during tea-time, they would make a mini-loop so that everyone could eat the biscuit all over again. Miss Avocet did not approve. Surprisingly, even Jack was fond of this little trick.

When she was 16, Alma went back to her village to attempt talking with her parents (who had kicked Alma, Myron and Jack out after Alma discovered her peculiarity). When Alma came back heartbroken and defeated, Isabel spent the whole night comforting Alma, as the younger ymbryne cried into her shoulder.

The first time Isabel learnt of Jack’s verbally and physically abusive behavior towards his sister, she walked up to him and punched him in the face, hard. She was 13 at the time, and Jack was 19. But she managed to put him in such a state of shock and panic (he thought that his nose was broken) that Myron had to dump a glass of water on him to make him come to his senses. For once, Miss Avocet and Miss Bunting approved of the use of violence, albeit reluctantly.

Alma and Isabel have matching friendship bracelets that Alma made. Both still have them, even though they graduated almost a century ago.

When Charlotte escaped from the Cairnholm loop, Miss P was in France visiting Miss Cuckoo’s loop. Both of them have been traumatized by the events of that day.

During AMoD, when Jake and co went on the mission and Miss P had no idea where they were, Miss Cuckoo would be waiting for Miss P in the Acre everyday with a bar of chocolate or occasionally a glass of wine. They would sit in the empty Ymbryne Council chamber and Alma would vent to Isabel.

And after saving the children and her argument with Jacob, Miss P, blinking back tears, went straight to find her best friend. She allowed herself to break down once more in Miss Cuckoo’s arms (Miss Cuckoo gives the best hugs)

Alma plays the piano, and Isabel managed to get herself an electric guitar. They play the best duets together.

Coming into a fandom late

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA