Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. in: Expectation vs Reality
A new character portrayed by a middle aged woman: *1 second of screen time*
Me:
am I the only one who thinks “for the children” and the way they say it sounds wayyyy too much like “hail hydra” ????
they died of dragon pox sometime after james and lily got married, but before harry was born, so between 1978 - 1980.
tony yeeted himself into space for his son who was having oxygen deprivation and now pepper has to yeet herself into space for her husband who’s having oxygen deprivation and that’s how i love you’s are said in the iron family
Yeah alright that makes sense.
Thank you :)
am I the only one who thinks “for the children” and the way they say it sounds wayyyy too much like “hail hydra” ????
-Jesus Christ that first scene with Clint punched me in the throat
-how aggressive nebula was playing games with tony
- The way nebula helped tony up into his seat :,)
- “only a little bit sadistic”
- the cinematography in the moment where Tony lays down and the galaxy is behind him my god
- “I lost the kid” STOP IT RIGHT NOW
- rocket?? Or Build a bear???
- did rdj lose weight for that first section of the film or am I just tripping?
-anyone else find it funny that thanos suddenly became a cook with a nice little home and garden????
- the rest of this list will definitely be all over the place because I can’t remember the order of things happening #soz
-I really liked how they included that LGBTQ+ relationship in that support group that Steve was in.
-Steve saying something really sweet (can’t remember the exact words but it was something along the lines of ‘you took the jump not knowing how far you’d fall’??? Or something??? Sorry I’m awful)
-Clint really does own my ass
-That scene where he was in Tokyo holy shit I would die for him
-“don’t give me hope” “I’m sorry I couldn’t give it to you sooner”
-Natasha crying after cutting a peanut butter sandwich is a MOOD
-NATASHA DOESNT GIVE UP STEVE OFCOURSE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE
- !!make that rat president 2020!!
-Scott is a cutie until you realise how much those past five years (hours for him) must’ve screwed with his mind.
-The way he searches the plaques 😥😥😥😥
- Time machine jokes
-Back to the future jokes
-Scott rushing to eat Nats sandwich
-CLINT LEANING AGAINST THE DOOR, FUCK ME WITH A RAKE
-HIS TATTOOS. I WANT THAT SHOT TO BE TATTOOED ON MY FACE
- Bruce the celeb
-“SAY GREEN! GREEN! Did you get that?” MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE HIM
-Scott feeling embarrassed that the kids don’t know who he is
- “look he’s even shaking his head” SCOTT
-I love this so much
-THOR🤯PLAYS🤯FORTNITE🤯
-ngl I’m Thor. I love beer. But shit…that belly.
-props to the prosthetics team for making that body suit look so realistic
-The way he walks into the avengers headquarters with his sunglasses on hahahaha
-HULK EATING BEN AND JERRIES IS ALSO A MOOD
-Scott being the test run for the whole time travelling stuff was such a good scene
-and then when Scott’s taco gets blown away:( but then Bruce gives him another one :,)
-“is he asleep?” “No, he’s dead” HAHA
-That scene with them all walking together big oof vibe
-Oh I forgot to say how amazing both Carols and Natasha’s hair is like damn ladies
-SEEING THE FIRST AVENGERS ASSEMBLE SEQUENCE OH MY GOD I SOBBED
-hulk being embarrassed
-hulk trying to get angry
-nebula and Rhodes watching Quill dance
-“this is the part where blades come out with skeletons on the end”
-nebula sacrificing her hand to get the stone :,) character development
-Thanos has a small dick for hurting nebula in both versions of her
-Felt weird seeing Gamora from before she became good??
-Bruce and the ancient one talking, I just really like that whole dynamic
-Tony as the security guard omfg
-LOKI BABY
-HAIL FUCKING HYDRA BABY
-STEVE VS STEVE BABYYYYY
-AMERICAS ASS BABYYYYYYYYY 😏😏😏
-Steve And tony going back in time again
-Tony and his dad. So sweet. Him talking about Morgan with him
-OH MY GODNI MISSED OUT A POINT ABOUT MORGAN
-SO BASICALLY IM IN LOVE WITH DAD!TONY AND I LOOOOVEEE YOUUUU 3000 IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD
-Steve seeing Peggy :((
-I’m here for the whole ‘Judging-Tony’s-Beard’ thing
-Clint and Natasha…. I don’t wanna talk about this yet :(
-Thor and his mums interaction. Cute. The whole thing about being a failure and feeling like you need to be more is super super relatable idk I just felt very much like Thor in that scene
-okay I’m ready to talk about Clint and Natasha now. So basically I think Natasha died a heroes death. She was so ready to sacrifice herself for the greater good. What made it fuckin hurt though was the fact that Clint was ready to die because he didn’t want to see Natasha go through that death. He wanted to protect her. He even says later on ‘it should have been me’. So I think Natasha would be proud, but Clints gonna have to live with the memory of seeing his best friend die without being able to do anything about it.
- That whole thing about making sure her death was worth it uGH
-also Thor’s denial…. yeah. Same here bud.
-Thor begging Tony to let him do this one good thing :( I was sad :( super sad yall
-genuinely thought Bruce was about to die when he put the glove on
-THANOS IS A GIANT TWAT
-HULK ROCKET AND RHODES ALL HELPING EACHOTHER OUT
-Scott being the real hero out here again
-the fight
-holy shit the fight
-StEVE BEING ABLE TO USE THORS HAMMER
-“I knew it!!!”
-That whole sequence of him using the shield and the hammer. My thighs were trembling bitch.
-THEN WHEN YOU HEAR SAM AND THEN THE YELLOW RING AND EVERYONE FUCKING ARRIVES
-PETER MY BABY BOY YOU DID SO GOOD SWOOPING IN THEN
-DOCTOR STRANGE U HOT STUFF
-PEPPER HOLY SHIT
-EVERYTHING HAPPENED SO FAST
-BUCKY
-THE WASP
-VALKYRIE
-EVERYONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
-OMG WANDA WAS SUCH A BADASS
-THE TRANSFER OF THE GLOVE WAS SO GOOD AND THE WAY PETERS INSTANT KILL THING HAPPENED UGH SO GOOD
-DOCTOR STRANGE CONTROLLING THAT WATER DAMNNN
-THE FUCKING HUG BETWEEN PETER AND TONY DESTROYED ME. I LEGIT SOBBED OUT LOUD.
-“Hey Peter Parker. You got something for me?”
-THE GIRLS LINING UP SENT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE
-and now for the sad part my dudes
-doctor strange pointing one finger up. Tony knew. He just knew what he had to do.
-“I am iron man” YES YOU ARE.
-Peter sobbing “we won. Mr stark. We won. I’m sorry”
-Pepper coming to comfort Tony oh fuck i cried
-THE TAPE
-“I LOVE YOU 3000” IS WHAT IM GONNA GET TATTOOED ON ME OK
-“proof that Tony Stark has a heart” wow okay. Hit me deep then why don’t u
-the one shot of everyone at the funeral was so beautiful I loved it
-“your dad used to love cheeseburgers…. I’m gonna buy you all the cheeseburgers in the world” oh my god
-the goodbye between Steve and Bucky was perfect. I don’t care what you say. Bucky knew what was going to happen. And he allowed it because he knew Steve would be happy for a very long time.
-Sams panic because he thought he wouldn’t see Steve again :(
-Sam being given the shield :D
-Damn the prosthetics are so good in this film. Like Steve looked old but you could still see it was him. Which sounds dumb but so often, movies make it way too unrealistic to prove someone has aged. This did it just right.
-The ending scene wow. Beautiful.
-THE CREDITS WITH THE ORIGINALS AND THEIR SIGNATURES OOF!!!
-we all waited til the end of the credits just to be hit in the heart with the sound of Tony building his iron man suit.
-well thanks for going through this list :))
Who didn’t ask questions when the Marauders disappeared once a month
Who helped do Remus’ homework when he was in the hospital wing
Who took notes for all the boys when they were recovering
Who had a chocolate stash that rivals Remus’ but also had a stash of all the boys favourite sweets
Who comforted Sirius when he was coming to terms that he liked his best friend (Remus Lupin)
Who helped Peter in Potions
Who always blushed when the fairy like Alice spoke to him
Who tripped over his own feet when Alice asked him out
Who tried to tell James why Lily didn’t say yes when he asked her out
Who got roped into ‘Get James Potter and Lily Evans Together (This Time It Will Work) Mission 120, This Year’
Who also helped in every other ‘GJPaLET(TTIWW)’ mission until James and Lily finally got together
Who spent the Christmas Holidays with the Marauders
Who became one of the top Aurors of his time
Who proposed to Alice the night they became official Aurors
Who battled The Lestranges three times and won
Who burped in the middle of his vows
Who tripped over his own feet and landed in the wedding cake
Who had his four roommates as his groomsmen plus Marlene as his best man (best woman)
Who was James Potters fourth groomsman
Who danced on the table with all of the Marauders
Who broke the table at Lily and James’ wedding
Who fainted when Alice told him she was pregnant
Who fought death eaters so his child could live in peace
Who never believed Remus or Sirius was a spy
Who cried when he held his son for the first time
Who made Peter Pettigrew and Marlene the godparents to his child
Who stood beside James as the faced Voldemort and won. Three times
Who held his wife as she cried for her son that could be apart of The Prophecy
Who muffled his own tears as he told her everything would be ok
Who fell to his knees when he heard about Marlene
Who wrote his will the night he learned of her murder
Who hugged each of his roommates before he and his family went into hiding
Who made peter Pettigrew their secret keeper first
Who saw the death eaters coming and told Alice to take Neville to his mothers and never look back
Who’s wife refused to leave him, hiding Neville in the house and casting a patrons to send for help
Who took on the Lestrange’s for the finale time and lost
Who never told the Lestranges anything
Who lost his mind
Who couldn’t recognise his own mother or child
Who knows the woman who stays in the same room as him means something to him
Who watches as a man with a scarred face comes at least once a month with the sweets he likes
Who watches the scarred man cry every time he visits
Who watches as the woman gives the boy a sweetie wrapper every time he visits
Who watches as a group of teens look at them in horror, seeing that there is a fate worse than death
Who for the first time since he entered this room smiled when the boy, now a man held a baby in his arms and introduced him as Frank, or as they like to call him, Frankie.
Frank Longbottom was the fifth roommate
He wasn’t a Marauders but he was as good as one
{Credit to @alwaysthesleepingwillow }
The Fifth Roommate: Kingsly
The Fifth Roommate: Brian
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The character’s in an island = Raft is in the middle of the ocean
He can’t open the snack named “Yo Magic” = Wanda’s got those cuffs that restrain her magic.
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