ok old married couple au, they’re both on the porch smoking, bojack gets a phone call, is like “here, hold this” and sticks his cigarette in pb’s mouth. PB starts smoking both cigarettes, and once Bojack is done on call he just lights another instead of taking his back from PB
This is funny in my head i hope im able to astral project that straight in your mind effectively
BRILLIANT brilliant idea
but it seems to me that omc!pb would only smoke when he was very nervous (as it was once shown in the first season), so this situation is more suitable for alphas, maybe at the beginning of their relationship?
anyway you inspired me and i made a comic:
pb after a spam attack on bojack's phone:
you have no idea how much i love drawing my faves in random outfits from pinterest
anyway
pb acts less and less in movies and eventually starts his entertainment show on television, where he talks on absolutely all topics, most of which he doesn't know a damn thing about. but every time he appears in a new stunning suit ofc
and sometimes he says hello to his husband and friends because he can
bojack jokes that he's gonna die soon and brings pb to tears
suddenly i thought about what free churro episode would look like in old married couple au. if, let's say, mr peanutbutter persuaded bojack to take him to the funeral because he was worried about his husband's mental state. he would just silently stand in the background for the entire episode and laugh awkwardly at bojack's jokes. sometimes patting him on the shoulder as a support. he would be absolutely useless but the idea sounds so funny to me. even considering the whole gloominess of the episode itself
bojack and mr peanutbutter after the end of the show:
the most loose cannon in hollywoob
also my favorite ship (you could tell by my blog)