Genuinely One Of The Worst Things That’s Happened To Television In The Last Few Years (exacerbated

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

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god damnit i finish this post and TEN FUCKING MINUTES LATER

RIP Robotnik, remembered by his bf

watching Sonic 3 finally [completely legal means™️] and...

there is no fucking way they're still not gay yet what?

○ Stone being Stone

○ Robotnik mentions "all possible genders"

○ R's reaction to Stone being tied up

○ Stone just overcome with emotion -- bonus points for Eggman himself calling it jealousy

also the site i found it on had everyone losing their mind at the shot of Super!Sonic & Shadow and frankly i can't blame them

The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.

I'm a nonsharer kind of???? Like i get a lil uncomfy seeing my f/o shipped with other ppl from the fandom [a lot of his content is shipping so I have a bunch of those tags blocked :3]... But. But seeing doubles makes me all whimsical and joyous. I'm all like "YES!!!! We both love f/o!!! Isnt he so great :DD" and then move on so. Maybe it's cuz they actually have an s/i they can draw him with? Anyways yeah they're very cool.

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boobs in my face wouldn’t fix me but it would certainly help

f/o merch gang where we at

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

so... i have no way of proving this, but i swear this guy just sparkled at me -- is this a Crystal mechanic i'm unfamiliar with or is there something up with my color filter?

Terastallized Ogerpon forms as emojis

“Patrick Thomas Egan, 39, was arrested Dec. 18 in Grand Junction, Colorado, after police say he followed KKCO/KJCT reporter Ja’Ronn Alex’s vehicle for around 40 miles (64 kilometers) from the Delta area. Alex told police that he believed he had been followed and attacked because he is Pacific Islander. After arriving in Grand Junction, Egan, who was driving a taxi, pulled up next to Alex at a stoplight and, according to an arrest affidavit, said something to the effect of: “Are you even a U.S. citizen? This is Trump’s America now! I’m a Marine and I took an oath to protect this country from people like you!” Alex, who had been out reporting, then drove back to his news station in the city. After he got out of his vehicle, Egan chased Alex as he ran toward the station’s door and demanded to see his identification, according to the document laying out police’s evidence in the case. Egan then tackled Alex, put him in a headlock and “began to strangle him,” the affidavit said. Coworkers who ran out to help and witnesses told police that Alex appeared to be losing his ability to breathe during the attack, which was partially captured on surveillance video, according to the document.”

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Man accused of attacking TV reporter, saying ‘This is Trump’s America now’

Jesus Christ.