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NONE OF THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!
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Robotnik
- shows up everywhere with his pet assistant
- regularly invades his personal and intimate space by PUTTING HIS HAND IN HIS MOUTH and letting him push himself to the wall to berate him with their faces just inches apart
- yells at him how much he LOVES his Latte that the assistant makes (with Latte art depicting them both with little hearts)
- makes a stone resemble the face of his assistant when he gets stranded on another planet in order to have someone to talk to and not feel alone
- comes back from said planet and the first thing he does is refer to himself as daddy in front if his assistant and then drink the Latte with the latte art which the assistant looked at longingly before (which, again, has hearts)
- while he’s out to get high on crystals the assistant plays deviantart dressup and picks out new clothes for him
- he comes back to his assistant handcuffed to a chair and he grabs him by the cheek, rubs it and tells him he smells the electricity in his brain. While someone else is in the room.
- creates a giant robot and makes sure his assistant has a place in it too
- worries about him when he gets knocked out
- presumably gets rescued and nursed back to health by his assistant
- they start living in an underwater crab together
- calls his assistant the only person he can trust
- gets a little distracted by his dead grandpa coming back who turns out just used him and wants to kill himself, him and his assistant (and also the rest of the earth (his assistant tried to warn him in a very desperate plea but he didn’t listen)
- regrets his actions, does everything in his power to prevent his assistant dying the earth from exploding, and sacrifices himself to do so
- livestreams a final message to his assistant to the entire fucking world to see, admitting how much he means to him (they both look like they’re crying)
AND PEOPLE STILL DONT SEE HOW THIS IS GAY?????????????