His Ass Is Not Surviving A +2 350bp Rage Fist

how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

never played UTY but i saw Clover's dance anim on Twitter and it captivated me

the typa mindset i been on lately

so... i have no way of proving this, but i swear this guy just sparkled at me -- is this a Crystal mechanic i'm unfamiliar with or is there something up with my color filter?

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

never played Infinite Fusion is this real

seems like GO is letting me celebrate Galarian Expedition early

this was after 7 encounters (1 Articuno not pictured b/c i had the save screenshots turned off) btw

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

some things of note, about an hour in with just over 1000 lions gone:

○ Regirock and Spiritomb have both been placed in Superhell for their crimes (boosting with Curse incredibly quickly and becoming nigh untouchable, taking over 300 lions each, will have to figure out crits in a future update)

○ touching on the mechanics side of things;

• both Pokémon and Lions are at Lv.50 with no EVs and 15 IVs

• all Pokémon have the 4 moves they would know if found in the wild at L50, as accurate to their data in SV (all of em have movesets there lmao) -- the Lions are rolling with Double-Edge, Slash, Crunch & Rest

• speaking of Lions, they're typeless creatures with 93HP, 101Atk, 78Def, 98Sp.Atk, 73Sp.Def and 92Speed, but still get STAB on Normal moves because, in the words of one Hobie Brown, "I don't believe in consistency"

• this isn't conclusive yet, as while mons can boost their stats they can't drop theirs or their opponents, lions may need a moveset tweak so i won't have to murder Regirock, Spiritomb and any other smug Curse boosters, and quite a number of actually possibly good moves (CounterCoat, Transform, Super Fang & co, etc.) don't work yet

i'm gonna let the sim run while i sleep, feel free to ask questions if you actually find this

and if one more little bitch starts Curse steamrolling so help me Arceus i will

how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

Folks on this site are posting long-winded character analyses of some guy named “Silver” with zero context and I genuinely cannot tell whether they’re talking about Black Sails or Sonic the Hedgehog.