Every Dark Souls NPC Conversation Wver

you say usable against its will but like hey at least it's not fucking reddit

figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever

for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:

https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]

remove the [brackets] when using it!

thank god i've never had an original idea in my life because some of the r/rwby crossover art was cute as hell

just had an idea that's either absolutely amazing or the worst thing ever: ddlc x rwby crossover

yeah it sounds really bad but like c'mon man potential is nearly limitless

rockin'

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

...you do know nobody is seriously going to use er/ihm/sein for you right? at this point you're just making a mockery of actual trans struggles.

er/ihm/sein is german for he/him/his dumbass

since i've had my fun with some other projects (including a little mobile Pokédex i'll put here in time) i've continued work on Mons v. Lions and here's some notable things

Lion Moveset

- Rest, Crunch & Hidden Power

+ Thunder Fang, Extreme Speed & Psychic Fangs

Fixes and Implementations

○ Lions no longer receive STAB on Normal-type moves

○ Lions lost 30 SpDef and gained 10 Speed (they speed tie Garchomp now)

○ Win count implemented - see how many lions a specific Pokémon has KO'd in a test

○ UI shuffled around to increase space for battle log and win count

Key Threats

Lions

...they're all the same lmao

Pokémon

- Anything with Curse, Coil, Iron Defense & the like boost incredibly quickly: shoutout Dunsparce for having Coil & Roost at Lv50 and Scizor for Iron Defense, Swords Dance and resistances to Normal & Psychic

- Gen 1's Rock/Grounds have done well - only being hit neutral by Psychic Fangs'll do that to ya

real. making a creature collector -- one that is actually quite similar to Pokémon -- in Turbowarp of all engines, and while the merits of an innate understanding of what i'm working with is nice, i have no idea how i'm going to make the collection aspect work with that local storage extensions; at bare minimum one creature has six individual parameters to decode and pack into the boxes on boot. rinse and repeat 30 times, and repeat that for however many storage boxes end up allowed and just... ough

a lot of what stifles me with web game dev is the urge to keep the save files small. i keep it very conservative to make sure the player doesn't bump into browser storage issues and i also like that you can just copypaste your save anywhere as a plain text string! however if i want to do anything complex then that becomes the bottleneck. at some point i'll get back into Godot and make the most gratuitously intricate simulation game i can come up with. parasitizing people's hard drives to incubate enormous procedural map files

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

f/o merch gang where we at

HOW

LIKE... the game won't even let Ogerpon tera without the matching type; it just softlocks due to no mask object??? is there any footage of this?

this reminds me a lot of that Expanding Force Hatterene listed back during Regulation B or C or whatever