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finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

Wattpad, let’s talk

YO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEVER LET ME UPDATE MY FUCKING STORY! FFS I JUST WANT THE EDITS I MAKE TO STAY! BUT NOOOOOO

i need fictional men so bad i fear im unwell

Okay I need to know if this is an incredibly stupid thing to do because this might be my brain being dumb and like “I mean this is objectively true based on what they’re asking” but it’s not what you should do

So I’m doing college applications and shit right, and common app has you write an essay and one of the prompts is “what is something that fascinates you so much you lose track of time?” And for me that is like dungeons and daddies but like would that be stupid to write about?? Like would colleges think that is a stupid thing to write about and just write me off a weird nerd who likes this podcast to much. Like I intend to write about how the themes pass through each of the families and how it by extent represents the greater theme of generational trauma the podcast as a whole deals with

So like people who are in/went to college and had to write an essay like this would it be better if I picked something else or would this like “make me stand out” to colleges

it’s the way I felt so fucking called out for me

i just need a father figure

And what? Tell that man to stop having such a slutty lil waist then 🤗🤗🤗

“THATS MY WIFE!🫵” and it’s a man old enough to be your father…

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jason's the only person who can win in an argument against damian and nobody knows how until one day the boys get into a debate about whose plan to use for a case and damian threatens that if they don't listen to his plan and let him take the lead in an attack he'll make their lives a living hell forever and dick and tim don't know how to get him to step down until jason goes out of nowhere 'yeah ok demon brat why don't you take the lead and while you all fight i'll go have sex with your mom again how about that?'

silence for fifteen seconds. damian agrees to do jason's plan. dick and tim are fucking terrified.

wait what the fawk

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW AARON HOTCHNER IS ABLE TO RUN SO FAST IN THOSE NICE ASS SUITS LIKE NANI THE FUCKKKK????

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