Dissonant Melody: Part #14

I made this drawing of Ladybug and Chat Noir if they were gangsters😚

~After reaching the surface~

Eight: Marina? A question is something I have.

Marina: Yeah Eight?

Eight: Inklings carry magnetics.

Marina: ... In Octarian if you could?

Eight: Squidican People are very attractive.

Marina: ...

Marina: Uhm. Could you give an example?

Eight: The Agents 3 and 4 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon have enamoured me with their kindness and battle prowess, as well as their attempts to help me find my way in this new unfamiliar place have made me wish to spend more time with them.

Eight: Much like what had occurred between you and Houzuki Pearl.

Marina: PPFFT! What? No! Me and Pearl Aren't- I mean she is very cute and attractive and her wild nature is truly something to behold, but me and her aren't- we don't- it's-

Marina: We're Friends!

Eight: ... The policy that is Greatest is the one of being Honest.

Marina: I don't know what you mean!

Eight: ... Oh you really don't. Oh my Cod.

Since Side Order, I've been treating pearlina as de facto canon, as have many. What i want to know now is whether it's known to the rest of the splatoon world or not

ninjago fame hcs

- cole goes into spotify hunts to find new unknown music and then shares it on instagram and twitter.

- jay comments on people’s posts bc he genuinely enjoys seeing people excited that he noticed them.

- zane has socials that jay set up to him and he has tons of followers but he doesn’t use them unless jay helps him.

- kai has the most of popular magazine photoshoots. (e.g. vouge)

- lloyd gets “never in my life have i seen a man this blond” comments everyday and he laughs every time.

- pixal never really posts unless it’s with nya and zane.

- nya specifically only goes on twitter to get on the guys nerves when they tweet something.

- lloyd rarely posts pictures of himself but when he does everyone panics and the internet goes feral.

- kai publicly flirts with harry styles. period. cannot convince me otherwise. every time anything has to do with that englishmen kai is the first to say something about it.

- the only time any of the ninja got canceled was jay for saying that he didn’t like parrots 😔.

- cole purposely makes dead mom jokes on the daily.

- the amount of times he’s been tagged on the ‘fuck me emo boy’ song is slowly but successfully driving morro insane.

- morro wasn’t expecting it but people adore his style.

- the moment people found out nya wears glasses everyone couldn’t stop talking about it for weeks.

2/?

“splatoon is literally the exact same game over and over again” wrong! with every new title it gets gayer

You can't drum up the heartbeats

Of loved ones come to pass

Stop wishing for forever

'Cause nothing ever lasts

If it's keeping you from sleeping

Wipe the tear from your eye

'Cause sometimes it's time to let a good thing die

Some of The Ninja playing Twister

Zane: "left foot blue"

[Kai and Lloyd kick Jay with their left foot]

Jay: "WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S CHEATING"

[Kai and Lloyd chuckle like maniacs]

Zane: "right hand green"

Kai: "i'm sorry, but there can only be one winner"

[Kai pushes Lloyd]

Lloyd, offended gasp: "TRAITOR"

futaba: its okay i have a flawless plan for getting together with violet

futaba: step 1. i casually tell her about minecraft

futaba: step 2. convince her to buy minecraft

futaba: step 3. we play minecraft together

futaba: step 4. marriage

akira: wow youre right that IS a flawless plan

Dissonant Melody: Part #2

Someone sure knows how to hold a grudge…

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