I Made The Restaurant Scene From Chapter 7 Of @mutantninjamidlifecrisis Because I Couldn't Stop Thinking

So @/aliavian cosplayed as coco running around waving a lesbian flag. Didn’t realize how inspirational it would be. I’ll never doubt the power of Adel ever again 🫡 😭

Dissonant Melody: B-sides #1

Here we go…

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please i want so badly for this to be their dynamic

“Today I'm delivering packages, but tomorrow I'll be earning the respect of everyone on the Boiling Isles with my magical prowess.”

Luz, you have no idea

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Kai: "stop asking me if i'm straight, bi, gay or whatever. i identify as a FUCKING THREAT"

@legogeek33 asked to be tagged in the final line up and here it is! yall better treat this like the last ninjago character line up post

instead of dragons, like wu's ninja, garmadon's ninja have oni face decals, with element-specific patterns and horns! i really like how morro and tox's came out

now that these goofs are done i can finish up the first chapter of the jade ninja au fic! as well as FINALLY start on my lego monkie kid line up/redesigns. my hand is already on fire, time to add some gas to really make it burn!

Captain- I have feelings for you!

8- ??

Captain- Not telling which ones though!

8-???????

Marie- Hiya champ, how was school today?

Captain- Okay haha get your jokes out now.

Shiver- So cranky.

Marie- You want a juice box and some string cheese?

Captain- Do you actually have that?

(Halloween)

Callie- Are you Thor?

Pearl- No, I’m five.

Neo3- BOO!

Captain- 

Neo3- :’(

Captain- aaAH!

Captain- I lost my son, can I make an announcement?

8- Sure! 

Captain*over the intercom*- Agent 4……. Goodbye you little shit.

Pearl- Okay okay, let’s make this easier. I WONT TAKE YOU HEAD AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE-

Marie- Okay! Okay P, let’s cool down. I’ll take over.

Captain- *walks in the room* 

*fighting, crashing, other bad noises*

Captain- FOUR!

Agent4- Three! Hi!

Agent4- *gets punched*

Captain- FOUR! WHAT DID YOU DO I WAS KICKED OUT FOR THREE HOURS!

Agent4- All is forgiven you’re the leader again welcome back!

(HC that Agent 4 still calls Captain “Three”)

Marie- Awww it’s too bad I can’t play my violin while I drive.

Agent4 & Captain- >:(

Captain- We can’t just rush in there! We need a plan.

Neo3- Why?

Captain- Hey, I wanted to say-

Agent4- you don’t have to apologize.

Captain- I wasn’t going to.

Agent4- Oh.

Agent4- Good!

Agent4- Pish posh and tut tut my good man.

Neo3- ………

Neo3- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HIDE IN THE WOODS THERES NO DOORS

Agent4- We could climb a tree?

Neo3- THATS THE FIRST PLACE HE’S GONNA LOOK! Could be burrow? Do animals burrow in the wild?!

Agent4- I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER BEEN IN THE WILD BEFORE! Have you?!

Neo3- Uhhhh… does jersey count?

Agent4- Is this seat taken?

Captain- No.

Agent4- Cool. *goes to sit down*

Captain- what are you doing?

Agent4- Sitting?

Captain- Uhuh yeah no. Yeah you can’t do that.

Agent4- You said it wasn’t taken?

Captain- Yeah and let’s keep it that way!

Captain- Vape? No, it’s a 3D printed dragon that’s made of roses! I’d like to give this to someone for Valentine’s Day but unfortunately, I live a life of crushing loneliness that spirals me further and further everyday into a deep dark pit of depression, making me think that I may never find love and I’m gonna die alone.

8- I got you chocolates.

Callie- USE THOSE MUSSELS YOU WORKED SO HARD FOR

Neo3- He stopped working out last week

Callie- Why’d he stop- WHY’D YOU STOP WORKING OUT?

Captain(from afar)- I WAS SAD!

Frye- Like a footless chicken

Marie- the phrase is “like a headless chicken”

Frye- How would a headless chicken run around its headless

Marie- how would a footless chicken run around its footless?

Frye- why are you asking me all the questions I don’t know I’m not the chicken!

Agent4: Sure is dark in here.

Neo3:

Agent4: I'm not scared or anything.

Neo3:

Agent4: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me. Nope.

Neo3: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Agent4:

Agent4: Yes please.

BigMan- Ay. Ay ay. (You enter the dungeon. On the far side of the room there is a door.)

Agent4- Can I seduce the door?

BigMan- Ay. (No you cannot.)

Shiver- Can I seduce the door?

BigMan- Ay. (Also no.)

Captain- Can I punch Four?

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (Uh, Agent 4 you take four damage.)

Agent4- I transform into a beaver.

BigMan- Ay… ay. (You… do that.)

Agent4- Now can I seduce the door?

BigMan- AY. AY. (STILL. NO.)

Captain- I punch Four again.

BigMan- Ay. (Three more damage.)

Agent8- Can I fight the door?

BigMan- AY! (NO!)

Marie- Uh, I also would like to fight the door?

BigMan- Ay ay. (No one can fight the door.)

Pearl- I FIGHT THE DOOR.

BigMan- Ay. (You lose.)

Pearl- I FIGHT YOU.

BigMan- Ay, ay. (Pearl, take a walk.)

Marie- Is the door dead or alive?

BigMan- Ay… ay. (It’s… a door.)

Marie- Can I enslave it’s soul?

BigMan- Ay… (How would you…)

Marie-

BigMan-

BigMan- Ay! (No!)

Agent8- Can I build a better door?

BigMan- Ay? (Do you want to build a better door?)

Agent8- I acquire lumber from the surrounding forest.

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (Okay, you do that.)

Frye- Is the door locked?

BigMan- Ay. (No.)

Frye- I open the door.

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (You do so, inside is a small treasure chest.)

Shiver- I SEDUCE THE TREASURE CHEST!

BigMan- AY!!! (NO!!!)

*Pushes ‘lil Casey into comic as peace offering* (Totally have not been influenced by all the Casey love @funneylizzie has been posting. Nope.) Sorry this is a shorter one that not too much happens in.  The next part is going to be a little hefty with the imagery so wanted to get the first part out.  I feel like I’m finally starting to get a grasp on how to draw future Leo.  I should have practiced sketching them more before starting this comic, but then I would have never started haha! 

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