The Mermaid Of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov

Did Reggie get actually knighted or does he just like to call himself sir, because I can't really think of a valid reason for him to be knighted unless the queen knows that guy is an alien.

Jiang Yanli does Legally Blonde

Winning in the courtroom with the power of soup!

When it began, jiang yanli was a girl with everything, a rich family, two lovinf brothers, and a beautiful finance who was going to go to college with her (she’s taken a few years off for her health, but now she’s got the chance!)

Or so there parents planned, simce the two of them are in a rather old-fashioned arranged marriage

But while they’re waiting for their acceptance letters, Jin Zixuan grows more and more distant, before angrily revealing he doesn’t want to go with her, because he “doesn’t want to be stuck in some mediocre school with miss mediocre”

And he says this to her face, in the middle of a party their parents had organized.

Jiang yanli js devistated, and even her brother punching him in the face does not make her feel better. Her engagement is annulled, and the man she loved thinks only the worst of her.

But jiang yanli has her pride. She would have let him go his own way and never crossed paths again…except…

In that one summer, everything goes wrong. Her parents die in a car crash that was obviously premeditated but no one can prove it. Her father’s buisness goes under and all of their money is left to the Wens, who havr some how became the beneficiaries over his own childern, even if jiang yanli knows there’s no way her mother would ever agree to it.

She loses jiang cheng to fostercare (he’s still 17) because apparently she “can’t provide him proper stability” and wei ying, newly turned 18, goes missing after trying to investigate their parents deaths.

Now with no way forward, and a need for a high ranking job stat, jiang yanli turns to the only option she has left: the Harvard application she had secretly applied too to surpise her then fiance

But its fine! Its not like he’d go to harvard! Its so focused and uptight! He has so many other options…

Nope. He’s here. And the first thing he does when he sees her is stand up and shout to the whole class “Are You Stalking Me?!!!!”

Jiang yanli: … (deep breath and under her breath) think about ur brothers think about ur brothers

Jin zixun: who did u bribe to get in?

Jiang yanli: i applied and got accepted, the same as everyone else.

Jin zixun, who had to bribe the dean to get in: ….

Then class begins, and its even worse. Jiang yanli is not made for this kind of harsh lifestyle. She keeps seeing the best in the clients, doesn’t approve of the dirty tricks, and is all around having a bad time

And when class ends, jin zixuan leaves with a girl on his arm, who jiang yanli is pretty sure is called mianmian, and always used to hang around jun zixuan when they were together. Was she who jun zixuan really loved?

(Mianmian is not dating jun zixuan. She would not date him if u paid her. But she is his best friend. And you can bet she’s gonna cal him out for making this all about him)

Also jiang yanli’s financial status gets leaked, and nasty rumors are spreading about how she’s chasing the riches she used to have by trying to get jin zixuan back. Now the rich students don’t want to hang out with her, and the scholarship students think she thinks she’s better than them so they don’t want to hang out with her either

Jiang yanli doesn’t realize this until she shows up to what she was told was a costume party in traditional chinese dress only to find it is not one.

But she’s not the only one in this predicament, because Meng Yao got invited too, and came in a traditional chinese costume too, albeit a cheaper made one.

Jin zixun starts making fun of meng yao, teasing him for wearing a “dress” and having no sense of porpriety, and being a bastard bottom feeder son of a whore-

And then jiang yanli shows up. Jiang yanli has had quite enough of the Jins by this point. But she has an advantage meng yao lacks, she had to grow up with them. She knows their Weakenesses.

It takes her five minutes to completely dress Jin zixun down, make him look like the unreasonable and uneducated fool for making fun her her and meng yaos costumes, and meng yao look noble in compairison

then she proceeds to link arms with meng yao and drag him around the room with her, the very image of a beautiful couple costume that every other couple should envy

Now jiang yanli doesn’t actually know who meng yao is, nor does she realize he’s not another student, but actually a grad student who’s passed the bar, but she is thrilled to meet someone so nice who is willing yo listen to her rant about how hard law is

Meng yao is hers now. He is not getting rid of her. He is small and nice and clearly needs hugs and soup. And goddamnit she misses having someone to spoil!

Meng yao doesn’t know what’s going on, he doesn’t know what this lady’s angle is, but he’s more than willing to teach her how to study in exchange for some soup and spoiling

He’s definitely thought about marrying her. It would definitely humiliate jin zixuan if his fiance chose his bastard brother over him. But she’s just so sisterly anything romantic feels incestuous (rip canon jiggy) besides, he doesn’t need to date her. Because everyone else already thinks they’re a couple

Including jin zixuan, who absolutely got an earful about losing jiang yanli to “that bastard” from his mother

Meng yao makes certain jun zixuan gets a front row seat to seeing what a wonderful and caring person jiang yanli is …and how meng yao is treating her SO MUCH better!

Cue jin zixuan seething with jealousy when he sees meng yao holding the door open for jaing yanli, who gives him that beautiful smile, did she ever smile at him like that?

Mianmian: i thought you wanted her to leave you alone? Why are you getting jealous now she’s clearly not thinking about you?

Jin zixuan: I DONT KNOW!!!

So with meng yao’s help, jiang yanli is doing so much better in the courtroom, so good that she ends up as an intern with jin zixuan and mianmian.

Jiang yanli is thrilled! Her plan to save her family is going so well!

Then she meets the client, and that becomes way more relevant

Because its wei ying

Wei ying who is suspected of the murder of wen ning, and her teacher is trying to get him to plead guilty.

Now jiang yanli has to win this case, and prove him completely innocent, even when he’s refusing to tell her what really happened

To make matters worse, her teacher gets her alone in typical legally blond fashiom, puts the moves on her, gets rejected, and subsequently fires her

Jin zixuan walks in on them before things get bad, giving jiang yanli the chance to escape, but jiang yanli can see the disgust in his eyes and knows what he thinks of her

She’s about to leave when she runs into of all people, Wen Qing, who comes with proof wei ying didn’t kill wen ning, that wen ning is alive and hiding in a hospital, and begs her to save wei ying

And jiang yanli isn’t about to abandon her brother, no matter waht anyone thinks of her

And because this is legally blonde universe, and no one needst to pass the bar to represent in court, she’s going to take her brothers case from her teacher and save the day!

Meanwhile jun zixuan realizes he has the mortifying task of telling his half-brother his girlfriend who is jin zixuan’s ex girlfriend was cheating with the teacher

Not that meng yao seems to believe him

Did she offer him soup?

No!

Then she’s not interested in him

But he was…shw was…

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do…unless u’ve got some kind of problem with sec work?” Mwng yao glares and jin zixuan realizes who he’s talking too

Mianmian interupts their argument of womens rights to poimt out that “you left her alone with that teacher? Famed sex offender?? Did either of you even think to warn her??? WTF???”

Oh. Goes Meng yao, rolling up his sleeves. That is a very different situation

So meng yao takes on the supervisory role for jiang yanli so she can represent wei ying

Jin zixuan uses his power and influence (and nepotism) to get mianmian and jiang yanli’s case against the teacher through the school board faster

And mianmian is here with the common sense

So jiang yanli manages to save the day, by proving thst not only was wen ning still alive, but wei ying was savinf him from his uncle who had planned to kill him off for tryinf to prove he stole the jiang buisness

When the dust settles, jiang yanli has got her brother back, her fortune in the process of being restored, and finally a steady enough job to get jiang cheng’s custody transfered back to her

And also a very, very apologetic jin zixuan, who is very determined to make it up to her through very expensive gifts (like helping her get said custody of jiang cheng)

She’s willing to let him be “a friend” again, but meng yao puts him through two more years of assuming he’s a third wheel before letting him know he and jiang yanli aren’t a couple and she’s prob take him back if he begged really hard.

And in the end, jiang yanli becomes a world famous lawyer, with a rich trophy husband a buisness partner in meng yao, and two brothers who will not stop giving her trouble

La Mort de la Sirène (Angel of Music, Harry Hook x Fem!OCReader) - Chapter Six

Hi guys here is chapter six, its a bit shorter than the rest, but chapter seven is going to be quite long so hopefully that will make up for this crappy chapter. Let me know if you want to be added to the Taglist! Also there is some French dialogue in the chapter and I provided the translations at the end of the post.

Summary: Azalea explores the Isle during the daytime, seeing familiar faces and new ones along the way, but just as Harry predicted good things don’t last on the Isle.

Warning(s): Sexual References, Angst, Language, Terrible Writing (sorry)

Word Count: 2736

Lees verder

*in a small room*

Allison: I can’t do this, I’m claustrophobic

Luther: Klaustraphobic? I can fix that *starts throwing things at Klaus*

Klaus: Dude! Seriously?!

Five: since when is Klaus smarter than you?

Klaus: Why is she klaustrophobic??? What did I do???

Five: …And there it is.

Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

The Dark Side Of The Soul (Part 1)

Summary: When a bounty hunter is sent to capture Obi-Wan and Anakin, they end up trapped in the dungeons of Jabba The Hutt. The reader guards them as Jabba prepares for them to be eaten by the rancor. When they find they can’t mind trick the young bounty hunter, they are surprised to have her helping them anyways.

Request:  for you celebration (congratz by the way!!) maybe something with star wars? idk what the rest thinks? but I love star wars and would marry like, half of the characters

Requested: Annonymous   (I chose this one because its the only one that didn’t give away spoilers for the plot.

A/N: The pairing will not be stated until it becomes relevant for the story(Because I enjoy secrecy). Also, not set during any movie, but in between them finding Anakin and him going darkside. Also, the name given at the beginning is a fake for the sake of lying to gaining obi-wan’s trust.

This is a sort of prologue/introduction

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A simple mission, Jabba had stated. Get in, grab the Jedi, get out. He repeatedly said that his favorite bounty hunter could handle the job, that you could handle it. So now, as you sat in the hall, watching the party carry on, your eyes searched for Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

The young padawan was easily spotted hovering over Padme Amidala. A smirk threatened to cross your face at the love-struck look he sent her, but you kept the veil of serenity over it. Instead of mocking the young Jedi, you opted to look for his master, who was no longer in your sight. He had stood over there with them only moments ago, but now had completely vanished

“I would be flattered that you have been staring at me all night, but I doubt there wasn’t an ulterior motive.” The voice startled you, and you allowed yourself to jump in fear. If you had stayed still, suspicion would only grow in the Jedi Master.

“Oh! You scared me! What was that you were saying?” You feigned ignorance, hoping it was a good enough cover. Obi-Wan Kenobi seemed to buy it, a smile gracing his features.

“Nothing, but may I know the name of the woman who has been burning holes in my back all night?” A fake laugh escape your mouth while you internally gagged. He was most definitely trying to hard.

“Farrah Hadima, Master Kenobi. It is a pleasure to meet you. You and your Padawan are quite famous throughout the galaxy.” He nodded, looking to where he was flirting with Padme.

“Yes, and it seems he thinks that is going to impress Queen Amidala.” The Jedi sighed, rolling his eyes.

“You seem annoyed by that fact, though I don’t blame you. Maybe some fresh air will help.” You stated, leaning in close for effect. “I know how suffocating these parties can be, and I find some time away from them to be very relieving.” He seemed to consider your words, a smile threatening to stretch across his face.

“I really shouldn’t leave my post.” He said uncertainly, glancing to his Padawan. You internally rolled your eyes at how easy it would be to convince the Jedi. You faked a sickeningly sweet smile, eyes lighting up with false hope. Inching closer to the Jedi, your eyes sparkling.

“Oh come on, I’m sure your Padawan would be fine without you for a few moments.” He seemed to think, finally nodding at your proposal, making you internally scoff at his weak attempt to say no. It was a pity these were supposed to be great warriors.

You lead him from one of the room to the other, the large opening showing escape from the party. The one thing you didn’t lie about, your hatred for these things. It was a relief when you made it out, the Jedi Master in tow. He seemed blissfully unaware as to what was happening.

“You were right, this is what I needed. Thank you.” You were faced away from him, the smile long gone from your face. You were no longer that fake persona made for the party, but the cold and dangerous bounty hunter. He walked around you, as you grabbed a sedative gun from within your dress. It was loaded, ready to put him and his Padwan to sleep. 

“Who are you really?” He asked, voice no longer faking ignorance. A smile crept to your face. You knew he wasn’t that dumb, but you would still be his temporary downfall. 

In one fluid motion, you spun on him and injected the sedative into his neck. His eyes widened, hand flying to your wrist in a futile attempt to stop you. A real smile was now on your face, the rush of a capture filling you.

“(Y/N) (L/N). Sorry about this by the way, but Jabba has quite a large bounty on your head, and the head of your Padwan.” His eyes rolled back before you could say more, the supposedly powerful Jedi now out cold on the floor. You stashed the gun into the thigh holster under your dress, moving to pick up Obi-Wan Kenobi.

You heaved him up, looking for somewhere to stash him while you went to get the other one. A closet door was conveniently placed a few feet away, just big enough to fit him. You pushed him inside, wincing as he hit the ground with a thud.

“That must’ve hurt…” You closed the door, straightening out the sunset colored dress that hung from your shoulders, hoping to look decent enough to lure the Padawan out. you made your way back to the party, thinking up a plan on the spot. You hoped it would work, but if his master was that dumb, you doubted he would be any smarter. You tried to look like you were in a rush as you entered, making a bee line towards the Jedi. He was still talking to the queen, a bright smile across his face.

“Anakin!” You shouted, still trying to not draw attention. He whirled around at the sound of his name, eyes fixing on you. “Are you Anakin?” You asked. He nodded making you fake a sigh.

“That would be me. Who are you?” You shook your head in dismissal. 

“No time to explain. I was out walking with Obi-wan. He’s in trouble. Some bounty hunters jumped us.” Anakin’s eyes widened, your words making him turn to the queen.

“Stay here your highness, I’ll be right back.” He turned to you, his face serious. “Show me.” You nodded, internally sighing at how despicably easy this was. He was even easier to convince than his master.

You led him out of the main room and down the halls to the hallway where you had dropped his master. Another needle was loaded, gripped tightly in your hand and hidden from sight. Prepared to take on this Jedi if the moment came. You were coming up to the correct hall, and you glanced back at Anakin.

“Just around that corner to the left!” He nodded, rushing ahead of you just like you wanted him to. his feet pounded against the ground echoing in the silent hallway. As he rounded the corner and stopped, he finally realized why he had felt a disturbance in the force.

“Oh maker.” He said as he felt the needle pierce his neck. You smiled as he dropped to the floor, his robes pooling around him like blankets.

“This was disappointingly easy.” You stated, sighing as you went to gather the two Jedi to load into your ship and take to Jabba’s palace. “Painfully, disappointingly easy.”

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