Bronwyn: I Like That We Say "Oh, Man" To Express Disappointment

millard: jacob-

jacob: emma used to call me jacob

millard: because it's your fucking name

the weeks after the murder were filled with fake tranquility. charles was drinking more than ever. richard wasn’t able to sleep without medicine. francis started smoking more and more. henry’s headache got worse.

Person A: I want to see us grow old together.

Person B: Are you assuming I want to live?

Person A: ... Are you ok?

Can we get a “Court Of Frost And Starlight” moment with Jude and Cardan, Holly?... or ummm

Me: blows a kiss to the stars before doing something undoubtedly Reckless™, undeniably Dumb™ and borderline Emotionally Dangerous™

Me: this is for u cassian

carpe noctem

reasons to love cardan greenbriar:

does not know how to fight with a sword and this is never portrayed as a weakness.

dramatic as fuck.

turned on by knives.

wears makeup (and this is never thought of as weird). would probably buy out sephora given the chance.

would scorch you in a who wore it better contest.

he was raised by a cat who abandoned him and then he got exactly one (1) hug during the whole triology and we should all hug him now because he's starved for affection.

gave us "my sweet villain"

gave us "my darling god"

gave us "my sweet nemesis"

tail.

the best snusband.

light hair touches.

coronation dress.

tricky tongue.

tricky fingers.

sly feet.

*breaks crown in half like that scene from mean girls*

"my wIFE!"

"i would. and perhaps one day i will." (internal shrieking, you know the scene)

"the hospitality of knives"

always about that consent. concerned with jude's feelings and respectful of her boundaries (at least in most of twk and qon).

also a bit of a martyr for mortals. he saves all those mortals and i-.... he was a king before he was a king.

likes to wear his crown (and party hats) crooked which like.... adorable.

overcame his drinking problem to be worthy of jude. because he loved jude.

he loves jude.

James : [having swollen eyes because of crying]

Will : by the angel! [grabbed James’ face] it can’t be

James : what?

Will : D-demon POX!!!

James : Da—

Will : it is! FAIRCHILD BACK ME UP!

Matthew, wearing James’ reading glasses : according to page 30 paragraph 2, History of Demon Pox by William Herondale “The affected will deteriorate physically and will experience fever, chills, nausea, oozing sores, non-oozing sores, buboes, a film of black over the eyes, hair ejection, skin discoloration, SWELLING, and other similar signs of distress”

Will : you know what we should do NOW?

Matthew : CALL UNCLE JEM!!!

James : DID YOU BOTH ASSUME THAT I MADE OUT WITH A DEMON?