Well Guys, I Have Once Again Given In To The Visceral Need To Post Yet Another Story That Must Escape

I got strength 💪

Pull a major arcana from this picker wheel!

How is it that I write thousands of words about sexual tension and some of the most explicit smut that's ever smutted but I can't tell if someone was flirting with me at work lmao help 😭

i have spinner brainrot

Someone tell me how the hell I'm supposed to just accept that real men are nothing like the fake ones I'm yearning for each chapter like Ophelia dissociating to her death

BREAKING NEWS

Local shithead outraged upon realizing hobbies have no age limit.

More at eleven.

how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers

People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

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Original art by me of a character called Amaya. Please don't roast me, I'm not a professional!

I feel the same way so I never have Reader end up pregnant! There are plenty of fics where Reader gets pregnant and has babies, but I never see a happy ending that doesn't involve kids, so I write them for myself 💜

Why is it, that y/n always pregnant in almost every single fic with my favs?!?!

There's almost nothing to read for us who don't want kids or don't wanna be pregnant (I know its just fiction but still) 😮‍💨

And it's always the good fics that get ruined with y/n being preggo 😣

Hey, Jimbo! I saw you scrolling by and wanted to let you know that your writing skills are becoming mallards among men. You're doing great, kiddo. So good luck on that draft. And remember—have fun with it!