Been sick for a week can someone patch that in the next update, thanks.
What I see in my dreams <3
hello people in my phone i am back again pls give me album recs so we can be insane together!!!
I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”
“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.
“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
whatever. go my pristine blade
Sorry guys brainrot cancelled I forgot how to draw. /J
Commsioned the VERY talented @yuzepi for this Alice Dyer TMAGP Fanart!!! AND OH MY GOSH ITS SO GORGEOUS!!!! I highly recommend everyone to take a second and just stare at it, 13/10 experience
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