This Is My Beautiful Son.

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

JOHNATHAN, IS THAT YOU!!!????

Hi everyone I would like you to meet my new friend, Johnathan.

He is a baby rollie pollie and I love him.

Most people I went to highschool with had a job at 16 and were expected to pay for their own food, insurance, and part of the rent.

iT BUiLds Characters kIDs! (x)

If I could wash my hair and body with dish soap I fucking would.

My friend has been ignoring me for 3 full days now. Should I prepare myself for abandonment?

Some people out here really being like, "I'm so sorry I was racist. I was just having a bad day."

Alright so I see a lot of people being like "how did Spencer reid make it through college he was like 12?!?!"

hear me out

Some absolute dudebro frat boys saw this skinny little genius child and went "oh shit that's our son" and took care of him. Like, they would walk him everywhere to keep him safe, would put together furniture for him, and overall kept an eye on him.

Also I just love picturing some jerk picking on little Spencer, just to have a very angry group of probably hungover frat boys come to beat them up.

My roommate wants to fuck cedric the sorcerer from Sofia the First. Should I be worried?