Some People Out Here Really Being Like, "I'm So Sorry I Was Racist. I Was Just Having A Bad Day."

Too late

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

This is my beautiful son.

His name is Ronnie

He is the most energetic boi❤

Someone is cooking bacon and eggs on my apartment floor. wHO TF IS MAKING A BALANCED BREAKFAST AT 6 P.M.!

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

If I could wash my hair and body with dish soap I fucking would.

🎩 dandy snow gentleman ❄️

I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.

So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”

And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.

“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”

God I hope she lets me read it.

One time I did anal wrong and walked like a thug for two days. Unfortunately, I had to get groceries during those two days and I got followed and stared at in Walmart because they thought I was gonna steal something.

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.