Latest Posts by boyhowdyii - Page 5

overslept

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

grand high cuntress

Big Tasty

drake?

Cabbage worm..

for god so love the world he killed his stupid gay son

Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)

strangles you with the red thread tying us together

Rooney Mara as Mary Magdalene smoking a cigarette beneath crucified Jesus

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

lmao doesn’t even mean “laughing my ass off” anymore it’s just “lmao”. she is like a brother to me

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

always saying this

Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby

My thoughts when I’m going 60 in a school zone

thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like

its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle

what never fails to make me cry are ancient toys