Au Where @narwhalsarefalling Is Annoying Narwhalsaregalling

I'm so tired

Of the "how are you fine/good how are you" politeness exchange. It serves no purpose bc no one wants/gives a real answer.

Quick squid sketch is a tongue twister.

10:30 me: let’s do a quick squid sketch 11:30 me: …what just happened

Symbols change.

#me waiting for the next season of Mr. Robot like

°°Almost universally, saying, "no, stop, I'm serious," DOES NOT WORK. One of the only instances I can think of that can happen like this, without consent, IN PUBLIC. Also, I've never seen a grown man tickle another man. http://clarissethorn.com/2009/01/26/communication-screwup-post-1-isnt-tickling-cuuute/

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Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth