brainalleakage-blog
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my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho
Personal cringe is when guys say you make me wanna be a better man. Dude... You should want that anyway!!
(this is aside from anyone saying that they are complimented by their SO)
It is not your job, as a female, to heal men in any way. You should not be tied to someone because “without you, he would be lost”. A relationship should be based on both parts caring about each other and being happy for being in that relationship, and not on a woman sacrificing her own life in order to take care of a male ass.
We are not your caretakers, okay? It is not our jobs to give up on everything we wish to do and to be in order to take care of men. And I’m not saying a woman cannot do it, but that we are not obliged to do it and that we should not be painted as monsters when we decide we don’t want to do it.
BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR
M E D S
AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH
W A T E R
Still havent showered but bitch
WE’LL GET THERE
when the #1 shoplifted food in america is baby formula i don’t want to hear your wishy-washy liberal apologetics about how retail workers are just “doing their job” when they report people and that shoplifters are responsible for a company hypothetically firing someone for it
i mean what do you want to have happen exactly? if my baby is starving and i have no other recourse, i’ll steal baby formula. i don’t care about your stupid armchair philosophizing about it - you sound like you’ve never been poor and you have no clue what you’re talking about
Don't get me wrong, I like this movie a lot, acting was great! But. LESTAT. Oldest, whiniest lil bitch I've ever seen/read.
But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again…
#celebratingdean | week 17: reputation
the man they write about on demon bathroom walls
If I wasn't already following you...
An atheist dies and goes to hell.
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Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth
I'm so tired
Of the "how are you fine/good how are you" politeness exchange. It serves no purpose bc no one wants/gives a real answer.
i think……..one of the many problems in how sex is perceived in society is that we seem to think its this “skill” like people are very anxious about getting experience or practice or whatever wrt sex but that’s not really how it works, it’s a fundamentally an expression, a conversation; two-sided, subjective, situational, and figuring out what works for everyone involved, as opposed to being just another objective talent to master for all situations as if its one-size-fits-all without consideration to your specific partner
Depression
Life's a bitch... And keeps on going.
Herd immunity is the idea that if enough people get immunized against a disease, they’ll create protection for even those who aren’t vaccinated. This is important to protect those who can’t get vaccinated, like immunocompromised children.
You can see in the image how low levels of vaccination lead to everyone getting infected. Medium levels slow down the progression of the illness, but they don’t offer robust protection to the unvaccinated. But once you read a high enough level of vaccination, the disease gets effectively road-blocked. It can’t spread fast enough because it encounters too many vaccinated individuals, and so the majority of the population (even the unvaccinated people) are protected.
Find out more here.
Are there any other depressed adults over 30 on tumblr? Just curious.
The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags
We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine
daily reminder: don’t fill your cock up with meth!
Wow thanks that was a close one
This is so well done! I'm glad I got to see this. Thanks for saving & posting.
So I heard this video got deleted from YouTube and people have been looking for it. Well it just happens I had it saved to my camera roll so if you are dying to watch it or want to watch it again and again here you go. THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO! ALL CREDS GO TO THE CREATOR OF IT ! Enjoy :)
When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.
Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.
my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion
“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”
“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*
*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”
“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”
Arthur Weasley
easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus
Don’t get a fish until
🐟you know what the nitrogen cycle is
🐟you know what a water change is
🐟you know what just do like 10 minutes of googling that’s literally all it takes to give u the knowledge required to not slowly + painfully kill your pet
Fish are the most abused pets and it is absolutely your fault if your lack of research harms or kills them. Ignorance isn’t an excuse for animal abuse. Research your fucking pets.
friendly reminder that if you’re an asshole on my blog or in my inbox you get blocked
if you’re an asshole to other people just for fun
if you belittle a sexual or romantic identity
if you make fun of a body type
if you talk positively about pedophelia
if you are incredibly and outrageously gross
etc.
either your blog or your IP address is getting blocked
no second chances
i think the worst thing to come out of this site are the ‘NAZIS ARE TERRIBLE. they WILL KILL ALL JEWS in COLD BLOOD, LET THEIR FAMILIES DIE IN FRONT OF THEM, and start the HOLOCAUST 2.0!! also reblog to make a jew feel safe.’ formatted type posts
Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired , Center for American Progress
I am a dude with a boyfriend.
We’re both Asian.
We went on a bus and sat in front of two girls.
I kissed behind his ear (and then he punched me in the arm, he’s shy in public) and I heard one of them whisper to the other something along the lines of “We get to see close up yaoi on here!”.
(Neither of us are even Japanese)
I was kinda offended, so I took my boyfriend by the hand and left.
It made us feel very uncomfortable.
I just want to say:
Our love and relationship isn’t for your entertainment.
Nor is it here for you to fetishize and sexualize.
Please just keep your “yaoi xDD” to just fiction, and please do not call us “yaoi”.
Many dismiss this as not a problem, which I find rude as they have never experienced this so they don’t really have much to say against this.
Thank you for reading.
- Submitted by Anonymous
* ^^^ Sorry to hear that anon D: that’s pretty terrible.
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Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.