my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion
“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”
“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*
*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”
“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”
Are there any other depressed adults over 30 on tumblr? Just curious.
I'm so tired & stressed. I just want out.
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°°Almost universally, saying, "no, stop, I'm serious," DOES NOT WORK. One of the only instances I can think of that can happen like this, without consent, IN PUBLIC. Also, I've never seen a grown man tickle another man. http://clarissethorn.com/2009/01/26/communication-screwup-post-1-isnt-tickling-cuuute/
#healinglight #TrueDat #keepthefaith 💙
New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift
Note to self (& possible warning to others) If you: ×live alone ×have clothes in the dryer ×and are in bed don't read a scene where the female cop who lives alone has a freaking serial killer watching her sleep. Inside. The. House. Who knew the biggest peril of living alone, other than finances, is fiction!