Are There Any Other Depressed Adults Over 30 On Tumblr? Just Curious.

Ever want to just walk up to someone & say in your most deadpan voice, "I don't know what crawled up your ass today, but it WASN'T ME. So please adjust." 😒

#me waiting for the next season of Mr. Robot like

2 quotes from books I read a few years ago. Good reads! Drink, Slay, Love - Sarah Beth Durst ...Uncle Felix said, “Let me give you some words of advice before you sally forth, my dear. Americans invented adolescence. It is not a natural phenomenon. Adolescence is a social construct, created by an urban-industrial society that keeps its young at home far past puberty. Teenage angst is a luxury of a successful and complacent society, a purely modern human conceit that isn’t condoned by our superior species. Crushed - Eliza Crewe Some might call me a “tease”, but don’t believe it. “Tease” implies that I owe him something, that I should feel guilty. As if my flirtation is forced on him and he merely tolerates it for an eventual pay-out. That’s bullshit. We both have goals in our little game; why should his goal (sex) take priority over mine (to mess with his head)? Is it because he’s a man?

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

SCA beast mode

Lol! Hope someone finally told her.

👏 Whatever it may symbolize for you, that does not mean it isn't offensive to others. A fucking LOT of others.

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One more thing #SPN, why did Chuck create other "gods?"