New Zealand’s New Water Safety Mascot Is Amazing And His Instagram Is A Gift

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

because everybody needs this on their dashboard

Randomly, I was thinking about the Victorian era and how it would suck to have to wear a corset. (And have no rights or good medical care.) Anyway, imagine being confined in a corset, while on your period, cramping like a bitch, and no midol. So glad I wasn't alive then, I'd have been an alcoholic (if my husband were wealthy enough, I guess.)

remember how sam and dean both thought that the siren infected its victims through sex

and when sam walks into the motel room to find dean with nick-the-siren and dean’s totally under the siren’s control sam just

rolls with it

Trevor reacts to Marco Rubio’s position on Zika-infected women.

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

To all the posts that say YOU might be someone's favorite book character...

At work today I was surprised & a little excited to find that I had a few black paperclips.

This is exciting stuff. I'm in an awesome book.

How can so many women not shave their legs in the winter and yet think it's GROSS not to shave at other times? This makes no sense. Fwiw, I've never known a guy (irl) who gave a shit either way.