Infographic: Legally Married And Legally Fired , Center For American Progress

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

My uterus is renovating & omg

If you add the word "house" before "work" this has pretty much been my weekend

Stop.

The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags

We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine

Au where @narwhalsarefalling is annoying Narwhalsaregalling

Au where @narwhalsarefalling just wants to fuckin fight ppl Narwhalsarebrawling

#little did Chuck/Rob know, I'm sure lol

#the irony #little did sam know

Very few things piss me off more than someone saying that they HAVE to do something that is optional. Oh really, you HAVE to shave? You HAVE to straighten your hair? NO, YOU WANT TO. FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN STOP IT.