Very few things piss me off more than someone saying that they HAVE to do something that is optional. Oh really, you HAVE to shave? You HAVE to straighten your hair? NO, YOU WANT TO. FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN STOP IT.
Ahh, it’s back
Don’t get a fish until
🐟you know what the nitrogen cycle is
🐟you know what a water change is
🐟you know what just do like 10 minutes of googling that’s literally all it takes to give u the knowledge required to not slowly + painfully kill your pet
Fish are the most abused pets and it is absolutely your fault if your lack of research harms or kills them. Ignorance isn’t an excuse for animal abuse. Research your fucking pets.
Life's a bitch... And keeps on going.
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Season 4 #Glee. Oh Burt Hummel, I love you so much. I wish you were real & were my friend.
friendly reminder that if you’re an asshole on my blog or in my inbox you get blocked
if you’re an asshole to other people just for fun
if you belittle a sexual or romantic identity
if you make fun of a body type
if you talk positively about pedophelia
if you are incredibly and outrageously gross
etc.
either your blog or your IP address is getting blocked
no second chances
Q: aren't you afraid to die alone? A: no, I'm taking some MFs with me.
My uterus is renovating & omg
Putting your phone on vibrate & putting your phone on silent are two different THINGS
I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.
Him: What’s your favorite color?
Me: Lol, pink.
Him: Is that the same color as your panties?
Me: