Brainalleakage-blog - Brainal Leakage

Just found out I'm (slightly) younger than John Green, so I figure it's ok for me to be here. Just don't expect me to act my age. Whatever that means.

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho

Bye, ketchup!

say your final goodbye, ranch

Personal cringe is when guys say you make me wanna be a better man. Dude... You should want that anyway!!

(this is aside from anyone saying that they are complimented by their SO)

It is not your job, as a female, to heal men in any way. You should not be tied to someone because “without you, he would be lost”. A relationship should be based on both parts caring about each other and being happy for being in that relationship, and not on a woman sacrificing her own life in order to take care of a male ass.

We are not your caretakers, okay? It is not our jobs to give up on everything we wish to do and to be in order to take care of men. And I’m not saying a woman cannot do it, but that we are not obliged to do it and that we should not be painted as monsters when we decide we don’t want to do it.

One more thing #SPN, why did Chuck create other "gods?"

°°Almost universally, saying, "no, stop, I'm serious," DOES NOT WORK. One of the only instances I can think of that can happen like this, without consent, IN PUBLIC. Also, I've never seen a grown man tickle another man. http://clarissethorn.com/2009/01/26/communication-screwup-post-1-isnt-tickling-cuuute/

Season 4 #Glee. Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) singing & NAILING “Little Girls” from Annie is what I needed today.