Bye, Ketchup!

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If you add the word "house" before "work" this has pretty much been my weekend

Season 4 #Glee. Oh Burt Hummel, I love you so much. I wish you were real & were my friend.

To my friends on the spectrum, let me explain to you an unspoken social rule that possibly nobody has ever explained to you before

If a neurotypical asks you, “What game are you playing?” they’re not asking you to describe the game.

They’re asking you if they can play too.

If a neurotypical asks you, “What are you watching?” they’re not asking you to explain the plot of the movie/tv show to them.

They’re asking if they can watch it with you.

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When neurotypicals ask you “What are you doing?” 

What you think they’re asking: “Please explain to me what you are doing.” 

What they’re actually asking:  “Can I join you?”

Now here’s the really fucked up part. If you start explaining to them what you’re doing? They will interpret that as a rejection. 

What you think you’re saying: [the answer to their question]

What they think you’re saying: This is an elite and exclusive activity for a level 5 friend and you are a level 1 acquaintance. You are not qualified to join me because you don’t know all this stuff. Go away.

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This is why neurotypicals think you’re being cold and antisocial.

IT’S ALL A HORRIBLE MISCOMMUNICATION.

Woo!

The Daily Show looks into Donald Trump’s unlikely support among evangelicals. 

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

Beautiful

jibcon15 // jaxcon16

To all the posts that say YOU might be someone's favorite book character...

At work today I was surprised & a little excited to find that I had a few black paperclips.

This is exciting stuff. I'm in an awesome book.

When it comes to Destiel Jensen is like the grumpy dad who just says no to everything and Misha is the sneaky mom you go to after dad has said no who says “yes of course just don’t tell your father”