Easter Is On April Fools Day This Year And All I Can Think About Is The Bible Story Of Jesus

when the #1 shoplifted food in america is baby formula i don’t want to hear your wishy-washy liberal apologetics about how retail workers are just “doing their job” when they report people and that shoplifters are responsible for a company hypothetically firing someone for it

i mean what do you want to have happen exactly? if my baby is starving and i have no other recourse, i’ll steal baby formula. i don’t care about your stupid armchair philosophizing about it - you sound like you’ve never been poor and you have no clue what you’re talking about

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nt: you control your own thinking!

someone with intrusive thoughts: lmao ok

SCA beast mode

Just found out I'm (slightly) younger than John Green, so I figure it's ok for me to be here. Just don't expect me to act my age. Whatever that means.

To all the posts that say YOU might be someone's favorite book character...

At work today I was surprised & a little excited to find that I had a few black paperclips.

This is exciting stuff. I'm in an awesome book.

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth