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history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

Don't get me wrong, I like this movie a lot, acting was great! But. LESTAT. Oldest, whiniest lil bitch I've ever seen/read.

But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again…

Season 4 #Glee. SJP's Isabelle went & ruined it by saying, "Every little girl... starts out wanting to be a ballerina." WHAT BS IS THAT? I didn't. My friends didn't either.

This is so well done! I'm glad I got to see this. Thanks for saving & posting.

So I heard this video got deleted from YouTube and people have been looking for it. Well it just happens I had it saved to my camera roll so if you are dying to watch it or want to watch it again and again here you go. THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO! ALL CREDS GO TO THE CREATOR OF IT ! Enjoy :)

The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags

We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Forever is banking on your future self loving your S.O.'s future self. I can make A FEW assumptions about my future self, but someone else?? Rather not risk that particular lie.

Woo!

The Daily Show looks into Donald Trump’s unlikely support among evangelicals. 

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So, apartment dwellers, has anyone ever called the cops to check on you /strange noises /screaming when you’re just power binging on #supernatual? My neighbors did! #spn #cops #fandom #apartmentliving