Kinda Surprised There Isn’t A Mikejay Fancam To Positions Tbh

Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P

I finally caved & watched it. 3/10 would recommend 

we can be creatures together. if you want.

MEN'S TITS!

A small collection of Mike’s Soft Looks

Happy Pride confirmed for gay community

size difference 👀

size difference 😩💞 i don’t think it’s possible for anyone to ship mike/jay and not be weak for size differences. especially bcos mike/jay boiled down is just—-

it is what it is