Brainwormies - Cozy & Cringe

you’re cuter than i remember

hi did someone say older jay/younger mike

We are just two men running a business

kinda surprised there isn’t a mikejay fancam to positions tbh

merry holidays!! hope you’ve all been enjoying the festive season ❤️

i *will* get around to doing that ‘four ships’ meme that was popular back in fucking march

Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P

🐵👽📼✨in your eyes✨

A small collection of Mike’s Soft Looks

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