I Think The Old Men From That Internet Review Show Should Kiss

confirmed for petite fertile and breedable

Actually men making movies is pretty gay tbh. Why you always filming other men?

hey ugly

the clock strikes midnight. in my timezone at least!

coming clean

in my defense i genuinely thought nobody would believe it and the post would flop 🫣

@whothefuckisjerma was not in on my deceit and i only told them afterwards. they did warn me rlmblr would call for my execution when i confessed shdjfk

shoutout to @blortch bc ur pranks absolutely inspired me (i learned it from watching YOUUUU)

also just a special mention to poor @oldladyinthewall i almost fessed up a couple times seeing your panic im very sorry ily i hope u will look back on this event and laugh 😭

Fuck you. Fenty Beauty was founded in 2017, and the Savage x Fenty release was in 2018. Gorilla Interrupted was released in 2003, and was probably filmed even earlier than that. So there is no way Dex could have the Savage x Fenty fit in the canon/context of the film. I'm unfollowing, this is unacceptable.

aw frick. i’ve been cancelled 😔

Half in the Bag #84: CHAPPiE

mike/jay is something that can feel so........special...