Brainwormies - Cozy & Cringe

this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

absolutely. the mike and jay in HITBs (who have killed men without repercussions, time traveled, interacted with aliens, were legally dead for 6 minutes, sank to the bottom of a lake in a shabby old house and survived thanks to garbage bags and duct tape, used a fart filled ballon to ascend from the bottom the lake and float in the sky, had their scam wedding plan crashed bcos of a volcano god, a n d somehow managed to successfully scam an elderly man out of his money for nearly a decade by pretending to fix his VCR despite obviously never doing any work on it) are the same as mike and jay. absolutely

mike, probably: get me the biggest suit jacket you can find. i need to dress my boy

true willpower is holding yourself back from starting a 50k multi chapter fic at 1 am even though your worms are itching to click that ‘Proceed’ button and binge the whole thing until the sun comes up~

mikejay folk now that botw is canon in hitbverse even though we’ve already been sampling elements from botws in fics/content for a while

@halfinthebag ask and u shall receive

Some casual siddex + Dex in Sid's too large jacket

jay is dead

I had an idea about younger mike and our current silver fox jay interacting somehow and it quickly spiraled out of control LOL//// lil mike would be overwhelmed to learn he n jay have been side by side for nearly 20 years im sure...

hi n/s//f/w mikejay under cut >.<

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