Jay Is Dead

confirmed for petite fertile and breedable

Dressing Dex in your pyjama pants and letting him use your arm as a pillow? How embarrassing.

Don’t you know how scams work?! [X]

well

kinda gay to be a man and watch bad movies with your male friends. why do you do that? so you can watch your friends laugh? see what makes them smile?? do everything in your power to keep them smiling?

Half in the Bag 80: Nightcrawler and Birdman

happy slapsversary everyone

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair