I Like When One Of Them Is Named Sid And The Other Is Named Dex

do you think sometimes when mike and jay hug mike picks him up and twirls him around and jay is like 'stopppp' but he's giggling and kicking his feet

hey ppl complaining on twitter remember when hitb mike and jay were turning tricks in the alleyway together? or when mike knowingly asked if jay was pregnant and jay said he was? or when mike and jay and plinkett had a 3some when that nuke dropped? or how the 3 of them are all active on grindr? or when mike was selling access to jays hotel room but only if ur a dude or when mike tries to use inactive gay pheromones to make jay and plinkett fall in love and then they ACTUALLY fell in love and eloped and mike crashed the wedding and tried to get jay to go back to milwaukee with him? have you ever actually watched hitb because i think you should at least know the source material before complaining about the people who watch it lol

If Jay and Mike were to do a cage fight (let’s say for charity to keep it civil) who do you think would win?

I want you to look at this image and tell me you don’t think Mike could literally obliterate Jay if he wanted to. But does he want to? Absolutely not. Imagine the toll. 

Jay: The Lighthouse is like an episode of Half In the Bag.

Also Jay: The Lighthouse has a lot of homoeroticism in it, a lot of sexual tension.

🐵👽📼✨in your eyes✨

“my baby boy” i whisper to a screencap of a forty year old man