Hey Ppl Complaining On Twitter Remember When Hitb Mike And Jay Were Turning Tricks In The Alleyway Together?

today i offer you all. crack ♥️

truly been an honor to shitpost with you all

is he............u know

is this anything

they said: 👀 👀

the clock strikes midnight. in my timezone at least!

coming clean

in my defense i genuinely thought nobody would believe it and the post would flop 🫣

@whothefuckisjerma was not in on my deceit and i only told them afterwards. they did warn me rlmblr would call for my execution when i confessed shdjfk

shoutout to @blortch bc ur pranks absolutely inspired me (i learned it from watching YOUUUU)

also just a special mention to poor @oldladyinthewall i almost fessed up a couple times seeing your panic im very sorry ily i hope u will look back on this event and laugh 😭

thinkin’ bout mike’s beard………..

kinda gay to be a man and watch bad movies with your male friends. why do you do that? so you can watch your friends laugh? see what makes them smile?? do everything in your power to keep them smiling?

Hitb is just be gay do crimes