Went To Get My Vcr Fixed And The Two Repairmen Were Just Raw Dogging Right There On The Table -_-

the clock strikes midnight. in my timezone at least!

coming clean

in my defense i genuinely thought nobody would believe it and the post would flop 🫣

@whothefuckisjerma was not in on my deceit and i only told them afterwards. they did warn me rlmblr would call for my execution when i confessed shdjfk

shoutout to @blortch bc ur pranks absolutely inspired me (i learned it from watching YOUUUU)

also just a special mention to poor @oldladyinthewall i almost fessed up a couple times seeing your panic im very sorry ily i hope u will look back on this event and laugh 😭

“my baby boy” i whisper to a screencap of a forty year old man

don’t cry bro your balls are so big ❤️

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

hey ppl complaining on twitter remember when hitb mike and jay were turning tricks in the alleyway together? or when mike knowingly asked if jay was pregnant and jay said he was? or when mike and jay and plinkett had a 3some when that nuke dropped? or how the 3 of them are all active on grindr? or when mike was selling access to jays hotel room but only if ur a dude or when mike tries to use inactive gay pheromones to make jay and plinkett fall in love and then they ACTUALLY fell in love and eloped and mike crashed the wedding and tried to get jay to go back to milwaukee with him? have you ever actually watched hitb because i think you should at least know the source material before complaining about the people who watch it lol

mike biklasa

Mike and Jay