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truly been an honor to shitpost with you all

mike biklasa

well

art dump (can you tell i love their quarantine appearances…)

slorp

i *will* get around to doing that ‘four ships’ meme that was popular back in fucking march

Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P

mike, probably: get me the biggest suit jacket you can find. i need to dress my boy

hey ppl complaining on twitter remember when hitb mike and jay were turning tricks in the alleyway together? or when mike knowingly asked if jay was pregnant and jay said he was? or when mike and jay and plinkett had a 3some when that nuke dropped? or how the 3 of them are all active on grindr? or when mike was selling access to jays hotel room but only if ur a dude or when mike tries to use inactive gay pheromones to make jay and plinkett fall in love and then they ACTUALLY fell in love and eloped and mike crashed the wedding and tried to get jay to go back to milwaukee with him? have you ever actually watched hitb because i think you should at least know the source material before complaining about the people who watch it lol