Guys I Have To Get My Blood Drawn Tomorrow What Do I Do

can someone please leave a picture of wario in the replies

I love how in BSD every au and fanfic that someone makes could be true.

Person A came up with a pirate au, cool let's write it into the Book and see if Odasaku lives in this one or if Dazai decides to stop being a pirate and go join some other sea faring crew instead. Magic and Mystery? Sure why not? The aus where Dazai and Chuuya got to UA? That too.

There is a book that can create countless alternate realities, which means that any of them and every of fic technically has the chance to be true in one of them.

i wonder what iwsynttr dazai is getting chuuya for his bday this year

Oh, you want this? Come get it.

so i watched the new ova-

!!!

Chuuya : *is an incredibly smart and strong individual who is capable of deceiving people who are well trained to AVOID deception, just not as smart as Ranpo, Dazai or Fyodor, guys who can literally accurately predict complicated things that involve a lot of variables*

Fandom : Oh so he's stupid.

Dazai : *Former member of the part mafia who probably got trained in combat, has emerged victorious in several combative situations and is implied to have implemented torture methods that involve violence, just not as strong Chuuya, a literal guy who bitch slapped a whole ass dragon*

Fandom : Lol he's weak

'I'm just your lovable pukicho' except you are not that lovable.

Look again, you will see wonders beyond your imagination

always scar

“Doc has really become a dic… tator”

- Goodtimeswithscar

A few chapters later...

Look at Dazai, living his best life. Bro is literally living his fantasy.