When You Pissed Off The Good Daddy...

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

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Eddie Brock slamming open the door to the MCU like: I am BI, I have an ALIEN PARASITE and I am NEW IN TOWN.

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

Tori is a vibe

The amazing concept art of Jama Jurabaev for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

The Art of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

I’m still early in the podcast (like episode 7) but I keep bumping into pieces of spoilers.

Some don’t bother me at all, and they actually help me better visualize how Arthur and John work/act together

Putting a line just to be sure

I saw a screenshot that Arthur’s captor (can’t remember the name) noticed how his eyes doesn’t seem to look at them

I had a micro thought when starting the podcast that when John had his sight, he’d have a control of where to look since he can perfectly describe anything to Arthur

But with this, confirming that I was wrong and the fact that Arthur is physically unable to have eye contact, makes me think that Arthur’s eyes are literally like dome windows or doggy portholes, allowing John to have clear visual on what used to Arthur’s peripheral

i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid